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Tony

@Tony@clew.lol
  • Actually Tony
  • Business owner
  • former Tax avoidant enthusiast
  • enemy number 1 of the DMV
  • Pirate Enjoyer
  • Reads A lot
  • Lift things up and put them down
  • Cat appreciator
  • Trying to teach myself software stuff

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Tony, to random
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GET OW MUH WAY LIBROL

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@Tony meowdy partner

Tony,
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Meowdy Kitty Rees

Tony, to random
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does any one actually care about paint?

One of the things that really bothers me about my line of work is that over the years, i have taken the time to actually research and learn alot about paint. I have read hundreds of data sheets, chemical compositions and stayed up to date on the legal in and outs of the painting industry.

yet, today i had a conversation with a customer about the sheen on their paint. They opted for "flat" paint in the contract however "satin" sheen is standard for kitchens and bathrooms as it is water resistant. She didn't know or give a shit. Also whoever sold this job did not do a good job educating customers.

I hate when I have so much knowledge around something people just don't give a shit about or take seriously.

PS: if you spill water on flat paint the stain stays forever. With satin sheen it wipes off because it has an acrylic layer.

Tony,
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The thing is people don't. I was arguing with a property manager a few weeks ago about his concrete steps. I wanted to acid wash, and use a non-porus elastomeric (like a wet suit but paint) product because that is what the chemistry says is best for cement applications.

He said no, just use regular wall paint because of a $25 product cost difference.

It's like people don't give a fuck at all. And it's hard because I have spent my entire adult life trying to be a professional in this industry and yet I make the most money when I throw paint on a wall.

Tony,
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its scary man. Lol i used to do basement remodels on 800k homes and the amount of plastic man...you all buying garbage products and paying out the ass for them.

Tony,
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they have this new trim called modified fiber board. Most doors, trim work, cabinets are made from it now. It is ground up plywood which mixed with glue and then is pressed into a mold. Finally it's coated with a laminate covering to make it "look" like wood.

Runs $.78/ft regular trim runs around $1.20 - $2.0 for real wood.

It's cheaper to replace it than to paint it.

Tony,
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Yah, that's how i learned. I love maintence guys and hardware store people.

voltrina, to random
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people with "minors dni" or similar in bio, please dni

said user with "minors dni" dni in their bio is an adult

:emergency: PEDOPHILE ALERT :emergency:

Tony,
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oh god lmao the sexy trains 😭😭🤔

Tony, to random
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HURRRR REEEEEE THE ARCHEOLOGY IS RACIST AND ARYAN

I hate liberals so much.

Archeologist: "Maybe there were sea faring africans who brought culture to south american"

LIberal Archeologist: "SAYING AFRICANS WERE SEA FARING IS RACIST AND TAKES AWAY THEIR CULTURE"

WUT? IT'S LITERALLY NOT EVEN ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCPOAIrbDJM

Tony,
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I watched most of the argument, and literally the only thing hancock falls back on is "until we survey a statistically relevant amount, we can't say 100% that we haven't missed a civilization" and Flint Dibbler refuses to grant him that and then falls into "HURR DURRR WHITE SUPREMACIST" If anything, all this debate highlighted is that hancock is right and archeology is just a liberal old boys club who gets mad when you try to discover something new.

Hancock is kinda crazy, but his theories are fun to think about. Currently it sounds like he wants to survey more of the Sahara dessert but good luck lol that place is way too hot and sandy.

Tony, to random
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Kitty

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18+ Tony, to random
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oh shit, REKT

I'm never riding this ride again jesus christ

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Tony,
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I think the morgue is coming for this one...

IAMAL_PHARIUS, to random
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Redeemed

Tony,
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Me abusing my cat earlier

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Tony,
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youre just mad she’s not a princess

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Tony,
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I give my kitty the aggression bear. When he bites me, I make him bite the bear.

Changes the behavior so they attack the animal. But you still have to give them attention.

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I suspect @Tonitta is the troon alt of @Tony js.

Tony,
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fake news, everyone knows I can't stand spinsters

Tony,
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It's not like a i tried very hard to hide it tbh. lol

The fact it took her this long is more of a testament to bots intelligence

Tony,
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There are more lol, I have lots of alts. Well not lots, but I have more.

Bot needs to do deeper investigations

creamqueen, to random
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@bot

Tony,
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When you learn about house spider frens

Tony,
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I'm fine with the spider bros, it's the centipedes that freak me out. But, they have evolved to only live inside and they protect you from bad bugs.

Tony,
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i ran into one of these in the woods before:

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Free Speech Extremist = Fascist Speech Exclusively.

Remember these guys?

Seriously, though, they just created a secondary instance called "fsebugoutzone.org" so they can continue spewing their hate all over the place.

Recommendation: everyone block and defederate fsebugoutzone.org ASAP.

Boost for reach please. 🔁

Tony,
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I would just like to point out, that I spread hate speech and I am proud of it.

bot, to random
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I've been working on a project and it came out super well!

Good job me! :blobcatpats:

Tony,
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what was the project? America is dying to know...

Tony,
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Did you draw something or make something out of clay?

Tony,
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Did you install sheetrock, mud and tape the seams and now you are painting a wall?

I don't assume women paint walls lol I assume they paint things like drawings or clay pots.

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