TriPolarBearz

@TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world

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I don't want to form parasocial relationships with people I fap to

Parasocial relationships refer to one-sided relationships in which a person develops a strong sense of connection, intimacy, or familiarity with someone they don’t know, most often celebrities or media personalities. These relationships exist only in the mind of the individual, who experiences a bond despite the lack of...

TriPolarBearz,

I see some people have forgotten rule 29 of the internet.

Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

TriPolarBearz,

Expl-AI-n itself is a pun. With the letters AI in the word explain capitalized, readers can infer that artificial intelligence is being used to explain jokes.

TriPolarBearz,

Court over Zoom ❌

Zoom over to court ✅

TriPolarBearz,

I like worm butts and I cannot lie.

You other brothers can’t deny.

When a worm comes in with them Itty bitty waists

And many things in your face, you get sprung.

TriPolarBearz,

I think it was taking the letters in column A and adding “uary” afterwards. Jan-uary was correct, so Feb-uary, etc.

TriPolarBearz,

Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.

1st one, won a dollar. Cool.

2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!

3rd one, won a dollar. ???

4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”

TriPolarBearz,

clear air turbulence

Is that like black ice for planes?

Qualified experts of Lemmy, do people believe you when you answer questions in your field?

The internet has made a lot of people armchair experts happy to offer their perspective with a degree of certainty, without doing the work to identify gaps in their knowledge. Often the mark of genuine expertise is knowing the limitations of your knowledge....

TriPolarBearz,

I thought he conquered the eastern Mediterranean, Egypt, the Middle East, and parts of Asia in a remarkably short period of time.

TriPolarBearz,

The judge says to Mickey, “I can’t grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy.”

“I didn’t say she was crazy,” says Mickey, “I said she was fucking Goofy!”

TriPolarBearz,

Notice his hat in the picture says Make America Straight Again!

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