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alda

@alda@topspicy.social

Artificially blonde. Pink lipstick. Glitter. WordPress. Gutenblocks. Ruby. Backend babe. Ops Girl. Cyclist. Currently working in the hosting sector.

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The biggest cultural shock after moving to Berlin years ago and something that I will never get used to is attitudes towards sanitation and cleanliness at places that you would expect at least a minimum effort to be made like at gyms, restaurants and furniture shops.

In essence, German business owners love having a Reinigungskonzept but have no idea about the value of or how to clean themselves.

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Hot take: There should be a line break between } in an if statement and else {, so it's easier to get a comment in there.

This post is open to "how dare you" comments.

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Here's an idea: Instead of just blocking out AI scrapers, what about making sure that all that they see is some utter nonsense?

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I caught myself pronouncing "nothing" as "nuffin". I need to stop this before I'm stuck in a working class Northern accent.

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My advice about backend development:

Database operations are generally cheaper and quicker than doing things in-app.

The people who made your relational database system have probably already figured out an optimisation for whatever it is that you're attempting to do.

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The only country where UN staff were targeted by militant groups used to be Somalia.

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The conclusion of today's business lunch: The internet is past Peak WordPress and we need to diversify away from it.

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Can someone tell me why wearing 9-12 different belts is what people do in modern-ish fantasy and post-apocaltptic sci-fi?

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What unites Berlin today and 80-90 years ago is that you can get arrested for being openly against genocide.

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I'm so depressed that my cat is complaining about it.

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As I am starting to feel like community contributions for services such as Google Maps are littered with incorrect information these days and that websites with information for travel, tourism, dining and shopping experiences are extremely dependent on SEO spam and getting users to follow affiliate links, I've been thinking of making a "curated venue database" of sorts for Berlin and the Reykjavik region.

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Men who think that northern lights and rainbows are "too woke" and those who have appropriated Norse Paganism in an attempt to justify their racism and hate are suspiciously related.

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Just sent my StackOverflow account into the deletion queue.

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Have Israel and the EBU realised how a continent-wide boycott against Israel and the Eurovision Song Contest due to the atrocities in Palestine is going to:

a) Lead to Israel winning and thus hosting the ESC next year?

b) The above point creating an even stronger ancor for further boycotts of the ESC and EBU programming in general?

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People have said things to me such as: "If you love Palestine so much, why don't you go there and help them out — also I hope you don't get raped or kidnapped hehe".

And all I can respectfully say is that I did in fact spend time working as an UNRWA and UNSG contractor in the region between 2013 and 2015 and did enough free overtime to say I've done more than enough already.

And please stop trying to pit LGBT+ people and the ethnic groups that you're stealing land from together. It's not nice.

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Who is the intended audience for the WordPress FSE experience?

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Your gym's treadmill could just as well let you scan a PDF417 or DataMatrix barcode on your phone to get basic stats for your run instead of insisting on being internet connected and you using the manufacturer's app.

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Paramount+ says that The Italian Job (1969) is in American English.

I guess "English (Cockney)" wasn't available as an option.

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People keep asking me where in Scotland I'm from and I'm not sure about what to think of it.

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The people who designed Amazon's Kinde-to-Print self-publishing process don't know much about print, do they?

Here I am attempting to read a book that I just got in the mail and the margins on the spine side are so tiny that the first character in a line is barely visible and the margins on the outer side are good 2.5-3 cm.

I'm not sure if they've even seen a book before.

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Is a blazer tax deductible if I only use it for work?

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Any recommendations for stock image platforms that don't include AI generated content?

I'm specifically looking for "white label" product images and such.

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A lot of resources about the legalities of licences are extremely US-centric.

Where are the articles and papers on the application of the GPL in European legal systems?

(The EUPL is cool, but doesn't apply in my case.)

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/ is struggling to move inventory and generally survive the current retail market and the blame seems to be put on online retailers taking their slices of the cake.

So here's a couple of free ideas for them:

  1. I feel unsafe when my phone drops offline. Where are the 5G cells and free WiFi access points in those thick concrete buildings?

  2. Cleanliness and security outside of main entrances. Access from the U-Bahn and parking structures feels like walking into a drug den.

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My work on the Gutenberg editor back in 2018, which was essentially to replace the date picker with a different component and then tweaking some accessibility related things clocked in at 111 hours.

It could have been a day's work in an optimal environment.

This mainly had to do with waiting for feedback and dealing with management and leadership issues.

The date picker was then replaced a couple of years later with a different component.

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