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allrite

@allrite@allrite.at

Irreverently irrelevant.

Sysadmin, developer, web dude in a science research agency. WordPress, Straya, Japan, planes, trains, karate, Arduino, Raspberry Pi/Pico, film soundtracks, scifi, puns, dad jokes, etc.

Avatar photo: A samurai helmet and mask.
Header photo: Outside the walls of Gujohachiman castle.

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If you elect me, I will tear down the fence preventing Australians from taking their rightful place atop the Australian parliament house. And then I'm going to replace the flag pole with a big dunny.

This is my election promise.

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Australian billionaires are pretty shithouse compared to their foreign counterparts. We have a billionaire that pays people to swim in shallow water and complain about art.

In other countries they to go to the depths of the ocean in carbon fibre submersibles and never return.

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People who say that women can't code have obviously never heard of the Pointer Sisters.

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Organisation wants to "remove duplication and silos" and I'm dealing with a massive one right now.

Not sure whether I should point this out to management.

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Dear Kid's School,

I am distinctly unexcited that you have decided to partner with the Salvation Army to raise funds for charity and question how this complies with the school's attempts to support a culture of diversity and tolerance.

Regards,

Me.

Damn, now I have to look up examples of this behaviour rather than just file under "Don't donate to the Salvos".

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Imagine training your LLM on Whirlpool forum posts...

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Wonder if Gina's problem isn't her depiction in the portrait, but the fact that it was painted by someone from a people that her Daddy wanted to wipe out.

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Discovered two new(ish) Indo/Malay eateries in Padstow and this diet is looking increasingly shaky.

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Mad Max Fury Road is basically Sydney drivers, but the property market (and the properties) have collapsed.

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Reconsidering my proposed talk title for WordCamp Sydney. Now tempted to go with: "My readers are morons and I'm lazy: Why I use AI to drive traffic to my worthless website."

Not so catchy and I don't actually do this, but I feel like lots are. Also, I don't have cool hair and cool tatts so may not come across as "authentic".

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Scientists turn a nice steak into a tasteless powder!

https://www.csiro.au/en/news/All/News/2024/May/CSIRO-turns-red-meat-into-nutritious-powder

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I've got an apocalypse scheduled at 10.30, but I'm free after lunch. Want to meet up then?

"But I'll be dead!"

Yes, but it's a zombie apocalypse, so you'll likely still be moving.

#MicroFiction #tootfic

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There's a print edition of the Sydney Morning Herald on the lunch table at work and it really seems like a pointless publication now.

It's got a big horse racing pullout section and Harvey Norman adverts too.

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The club data I really want to know is who ordered the steamed lambs brains at the Eastwood Rugby Club?

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You know what troubles me about all the post ROTJ Star Wars sequels?

Ewoks.

Where are they?

Why aren't there statues and cuddly toys of them everywhere, celebrating their role in overthrowing the Empire?

There should at least be a movie about the culture shock that an Ewok experiences when it visits Coruscant.

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Departing Cairns soon on that Qantas A330.

Hope it's a safe and smooth flight.

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Passing through Kyoto. One building has a big sign "PHP" and shortly afters another "LAMP".

I feel like Tron in a web server.

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One of the nice things about travelling overseas right now is that I don't have to listening to all the self-affirming Aussieness that sprouts everywhere after a tragedy.

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My pitch to Saudi Arabia is that they should just build Neom in the Metaverse.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/10/the-line-saudi-arabia-scaling-back-plans-105-mile-long-desert-megacity-crown-prince

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Sydney demands nuclear submarines NOW.

For use in the underground, of course.

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I feel like there are a million things that I should be doing this Easter long weekend and I can't be arsed to do any of them.

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Community: Corporations should fund the open source developers that their systems and products rely on.

Corporations: Sure. Get their billing department to regularly invoice our billing department via our complicated enterprise finance process. Make sure you account for our local tax regulations too.

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Can't believe that most of the monitors and other bits are pieces from the office are going straight in the e-waste bin. The monitors may only be FHD, but they are still usable.

Took mine home with me.

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Going to hold a music festival of cover bands and call it "Splenda in the astroturf".

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Waiting for my IT colleagues to collect my old laptop and monitor from my desk, marking my eviction from this office and building.

Haven't secured a permanent spot in the other building yet, but I WFH most of the time anyway. Even more incentive to do so in future.

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