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asbestos

@asbestos@toot.community

Art, Science, Politics, & 4th grade fart jokes.
I'm either the first person to figure out what's going on, or the last.
If You have boosted one of my posts you may be entitled to monetary compensation from a fund set aside for victims of asbestos

MFA-sculpture, BKA, EMT, OCD,
I was a fan of goats before goats were cool.
Pacific Northwest.
He/him/Hey, Asshole!

Profile picture is symbol of United Corvids
With their slogan "An injury to one is an injury to all"

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asbestos, to random
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This is a video of logging in Canada during the early 1950's and I am fawning and coveting the clothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI7b8JuR8NI

asbestos, to random
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We have cruise ships going by again now, as the season in Alaska has opened up. One went by and you could hear thumping music. Then the voice of a cheesy top forty sounding DJ came on, and you could just tell he was a most giant fartsmoker, saying shit like "alllrighhhhht is everyone ready to have a good time!!!!!!!"
Yet again, I am thankful not so much that I live with a view of the Salish Sea, but mainly because I am not on that floating nightmare.

RickiTarr, to random
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What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

asbestos,
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@Basmitharts @RickiTarr
That would rule. you'd be sore AF though

whitehouse, to random

On the 70th anniversary of the Brown v. Board of Education decision, President Biden reaffirmed his Administration’s commitment to advancing racial and educational equality for every student.

asbestos,
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@whitehouse
Chuds are for sure going to be all "blah blah blah woke"

mastodonmigration, (edited ) to random
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So now SpaceX, with no working spacesuit, and years behind on it's multi-billion dollar moon lander, is lobbying NASA to go to the Hubble Space Telescope.

"A successful private mission could improve Hubble's ability to point at celestial objects and, by boosting its orbit, extend its life by years... however, an accident could leave the multibillion-dollar telescope broken — or, even more tragically, tethered to the dead bodies of the astronauts sent to repair it."

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/16/1250250249/spacex-repair-hubble-space-telescope-nasa-foia

asbestos,
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@mastodonmigration
He has the Midas touch in reverse, everything he touches turns to shit, or more accurately he makes everything as shitty as possible.

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