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asbestos

@asbestos@toot.community

Art, Science, Politics, & 4th grade fart jokes.
I'm either the first person to figure out what's going on, or the last.
If You have boosted one of my posts you may be entitled to monetary compensation from a fund set aside for victims of asbestos

MFA-sculpture, BKA, EMT, OCD,
I was a fan of goats before goats were cool.
Pacific Northwest.
He/him/Hey, Asshole!

Profile picture is symbol of United Corvids
With their slogan "An injury to one is an injury to all"

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asbestos, to HashtagGames
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asbestos, to StarTrek
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Jalad, His farts grotesque.

GGMcBG, to random
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Instead of eating the rich, stop feeding the rich.

asbestos,
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@GGMcBG
Start egging them

asbestos, to bbs
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d00d3 go7 any warez?

jetsilver, to H5N1
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If you live in TX and you're not aware of H5N1 (Avian Flu), you really need to get it on your radar ASAP.

Due to various political/social factors in this state that I won't need to explain to anyone who lives here, it is quite likely that in the event this goes human to human this state will become an epicenter.

Also, anyone anywhere feeding their pets a raw diet, REALLY think about shifting that. This virus is transmitted through raw meat/dairy.

asbestos,
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@jetsilver

@hannu_ikonen
If people get it no matter how high the mortality is douchebags will be "iTz tHe fLeW" or "dOnT liVe in FeAr"
Even as they die

ashton, to random
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Congressman Mike Collins, R-Ga., praised the video in which a white fraternity student made monkey noises and gestures toward a Black woman who was protesting in support of Palestine.

"Ole Miss taking care of business," he wrote.
https://www.mississippifreepress.org/41943/congressman-praises-clip-of-frat-students-monkey-gestures-ole-miss-taking-care-of-business

asbestos,
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@ashton
No one complains about the inclusion of unqualified white guys like this trash

benroyce, to twitter
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I've been pretty tolerant of people still on

I'm now going to full intolerant

recently reinstated the account of an outright

GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. TWITTER.

It is a Russian farm, , paradise. Stop feeding this cesspool!

GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. TWITTER.

NOW

asbestos,
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@benroyce

@johnlogic @benroyce
"plutocrat edgelord douchebag"

Guy saying spot on

asbestos, to random
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It's been a long week.

alexpsmith, to random

Regarding the whole bear meme that's going around the internet, I'll say this much: I've been backpacking all around the world solo, and have gone on extensive trips in the wilderness where bears exist, including the entire Appalachain Trail and Olympic National Park amd Olympic National Forest. I've encountered plenty of bears and plenty of men while alone at night, and the bears were always, always less threatening to me. Not because men are powerful or anything like that, of course, but because of their behaviour and potential motives.

The men who are protesting need to learn to shut up and listen.

asbestos,
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@alexpsmith
As a guy I don't understand why men would be upset about this. It seems perfectly reasonable & understandable.
Of course I'm not a big man baby who thinks everything is some personal attack on me. But regardless, it's just the way it is. Sure, it makes me sad, and I do whatever I can to not be a reason for it. But I don't need to get all spun up and blame someone for something like that. Having lived exactly zero days as a women I'm not really qualified to asses it's validity

asbestos,
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@alexpsmith
Yes, but it seems many men decided that they should weigh in.

CuriousMagpie, to disability
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“Researchers have made a discovery, which, if it holds up, has the potential to transform treatments for autoimmune diseases and post-viral illness like and … They found, in their own words, “a new brain circuit.” A circuit that determines how your body responds to infection.”

h/t @johnzajac
https://www.donotpanic.news/p/scientists-just-made-a-stunning-biological

asbestos,
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@CuriousMagpie

@johnzajac @design_law
Maybe this will lead to the discovery of a brain circuit that causes people to deny covid and think masks are tyranny

Snowshadow, to news
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🇨🇦 🇺🇸 Americans arrested in alleged multi-million mask swindle of Canadians during pandemic

Two New Yorkers alleged to have defrauded supplier to Canadian provinces"
"..a source familiar with the case said the company was tasked by Canada's federal government to deliver masks to Alberta and Quebec. He said the masks were intended for hospitals and public workers"

Covid

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/americans-charged-pandemic-mask-swindle-1.7193553?cmp=rss

asbestos,
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@Snowshadow

@Compassionatecrab
I hope they get US prison.

aaron.rupar, to random

Trump wishes everyone a nice weekend after his trial ends for the week: "They destroy people. And it's a shame. So I just want to wish everybody a very good weekend ... our country has gone to hell"

asbestos,
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@aaron.rupar

@makkhorn
But when some poor kid gets 10 years for some minor thing it's "they should have thought about that before they did a crime

asbestos, to Texas
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asbestos, to random
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I just heard someone walking by my place say to their friend "You need to listen to your body, it knows what it needs"
This always makes me laugh, if that's true my body needs fried foods, ice cream, chocolate, Halvah, and sour gummy worms.

asbestos, to random
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mstarace, to random
asbestos,
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@mstarace
That other fucker not only does nothing but goes out of his way to make the world shittier and more nazi than it was.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via NPR's Tom Dreisbach:

New investigation:

Dozens of fed judges attended wk-long seminars at luxury retreats -receiving free rms, free meals, free $ for travel worth 1000s - & failed to fully disclose as required.

Judges w disclosure issues incl some big names.

Aileen #Cannon, currently presiding over #Trump’s docs case, attended 2wk-long seminars at lux resort near Yellowstone Nat Park...failed to upload disclosure w/in 30 days as required.

Court said it was an “inadvertent” omission.

asbestos,
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@GottaLaff

@Qacdefeej
Im sure "inadvertent

randahl, to random
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Let’s summarize:

  1. Elon Musk platformed and promoted Tucker Carlson.

  2. Tucker Carlson then platformed Putin, and now he is handing the microphone to one of the most evil Russian thinkers in existence, Aleksandr Dugin, and getting 5.4 million views by normalizing the imperialist.

  3. Marjorie Taylor Greene then chimes in, calling Tucker “the best journalist America has”.

Tell everyone you know to stop supporting the disinformation platform — friends don’t let friends consume the Musk sauce.

asbestos,
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@randahl

@martinvermeer
I bailed within 48 hours of him buying it. I don't boost fascist,racist,antisemitic fuckheads

gentrifiedrose, to random

My cats urine is so strong that its burning my throat

asbestos,
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@gentrifiedrose
I'd avoid drinking it then... :ablobcatbongo:

asbestos,
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@gentrifiedrose'm not sure what you could do other than get and enclosed box with an exhaust fan

f800gecko, to ontario
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Meanwhile, in Canada, police will be investigating whether police pigheadedness led to deaths on Canada’s busiest highway.

It will be a nuanced report, you may be assured. With dash of excuse and a pinch of exoneration.

Wait for it (do not hold breath).

asbestos,
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@f800gecko

@hannu_ikonen
I would guess the exoneration will be more in the "heaping" than the "pinch" category

StillIRise1963, to random
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“ 'I fainted at the top of the stairs bc my GP was quite dismissive of my low iron issues & I was frequently getting dizzy. I fell down the stairs, breaking my cllrbone & hitting my head.

A bit of cllrbone was tenting my skin in my chest & I had bld coming frm a cut on my head & had no idea if I ws concussed. It ws very scary.

I called 999. I ws told tht an ambulance wouldn’t come.’ “ "They said: ‘Well, it seems like yr OK enough to talk, so make your own way in.’ “

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/apr/30/slow-999-response-times-forcing-more-people-to-find-own-way-to-ae-data-shows

asbestos,
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@StillIRise1963

@hannu_ikonen
The worse they make it, the easier it will be to be privatize.

alexip718, to Georgia
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A University of Georgia student was sent this notice of interim suspension after he was arrested Monday at a protest.

The email at 5:09 pm asked him to explain why he shouldn't be suspended by 5:10 pm or it would go into effect at 5:11 pm.

(h/t Patrick Quinn/ATLNewsFirst)

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asbestos,
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@dgavin

@alexip718
Because non citizens have not paid for it.

Swede1952, to ilaughed

Ben and Charlie

I really love this photo. Ben is the smaller "yorkish" dog, he's also the oldest and therefore holds the revered title of "Top Dog." Charlie is the border collie; he is forever by my side. I posted a photo I took with my phone yesterday. This photo is much better. We go for a walk in the woods almost every day, usually in the morning.

asbestos,
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@Swede1952

@Swede1952
Smaller dog is a radar eared dog

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