ashten

ashten, 5 months ago to random

-> car flips over

-> "that guy is using his roof like it's part of his suspension"

ashten, 5 months ago to random

have you ever tried not being cringe?

i have. it was heckin' boring

ashten, 5 months ago to random

by boosting this, you agree that girls are cute

ashten, 5 months ago to random

girls are kinda cute

ashten, 5 months ago to random

​:neocat_flop_sleep:​

ashten, 5 months ago to random

what would you do if you were evil too?

ashten, 5 months ago to random

you can't be evil cuz youre the bottom

EXCUSE ME?

ashten, 5 months ago to random

reminder:
im an attention slut

ashten, 5 months ago to random

hanna: you want everything that's cute

me: yes! and i managed to keep you!

ashten, 5 months ago to random

girls are woeming hot!

ashten, 5 months ago to random

Dear Fediverse User,

Thank you for enjoying this free trial of [evil] lvl. 98 cute lesbian vampire catgirl! To continue using this copy, please subscribe with the monthly payment of $3500! If you have any further questions regarding payment, please feel free to reach out to our support team!

Sincerely,
The Ashten Development Team

ashten, 5 months ago to random

why do PR corpos think that talking in a sanitized way will make me want to use them?

Froggo, 5 months ago to random

whats the name of the cryptic text again? zargon? zalrog? zlogran? zarflonk? zerflugle? zagflurp?

ashten, 5 months ago to random

you see, i thought this was common knowledge. but then a few days after a former roommate moved in, i found this puddle of bubbles all over the floor.

RE: https://mastodon.social/users/NamelessCynic/statuses/111627526715424150

ashten, 5 months ago to random

there is only evil in this head of mine

Bard, 5 months ago to LoveLive

I'm surprised that nobody on Fedi has adopted Kanata Konoe from Love Live as a mascot. Her primary personality trait is being eepy all the time...

#LoveLive

ashten, 5 months ago to random

fedi 2.0 is gonna be subscription based, as fedi 1.0 is not currently profitable.

only 5 cents per post viewed. free to submit a post.

ashten, 5 months ago to random

how does @yassie_j not remember they're santa?

ashten, 5 months ago to random

when i eventually start an evil company, ill make sure to platform sex workers, but not nazis. cuz i actually do support free speech, and nazis would tear that down.

(i support free speech cuz i need to be able to say evil things)

ashten, 5 months ago to random

Is me, Ashten's headmate! 😮 I's doings a prank on her! You's all shoulds comments and tells host how goods of a person she is! Becauses she not actuallies evil!

ashten, 5 months ago to random

halt! this is the woem collector! we're here to make sure all woems are distributed equally! please hand us any extra woems you might have so that we may give them to a woem in need.

ashten, 5 months ago to random

please join me for our morning woems

​:neocat_bottom:​ wwwwoooooooeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmm ​:woem:​

ashten, 5 months ago to random

the holy trinity plural system is chill, tho. i havent hung out with jesus much, but god is pretty cool

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9nh5jukbawdb01eb

ashten, 5 months ago to random

where's .virus TLD???