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it is time for beans

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bought a new wallet for the first time since my linkin park chain wallet broke

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just managed to get all the gunk/fluff out of my phones charger port. it tastes worse than it did last time but i'm super fast charging again

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people in iran speak farsi

people closer to you speak nearsi

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now ban youtube shorts you cowards

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i'm subscribed to jorts horse plus to get lossless shitposts

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frogs trained in espionage

croak and dagger

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:bing: fleshlight furby

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if joe biden was the guy in the goatse picture you could call him joe widen

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age/sex/lactation

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gen z are killing the "millennials are killing the" format of shitty web articles

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house

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nasa pausing further astronaut training because someone found badgers in the centrifuge

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youtube shorts suck and i look forward to when they die

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i wish i could order leftover pizza for breakfast

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i don't know who needs to hear this but chode is a valid word in wordle

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fucked again by the new york times

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twitter dot com is mandela effect. never happened.

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there is, and only ever has been, jorts dot horse.

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also, zombo dot com those are the two websites

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painfully unfunny

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you stole the whole internet to learn from and this is the best you have smh

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my favourite thing about all friends merch is that it says "the tv series" underneath the logo like you want to make sure you aren't just stoked about your friends in general

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nice toot bro, did your mom write it for you

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santa is pro coal glue yourself to the sleigh to fight the climate emergency

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good morning, thatcher's still dead

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