beanclock

beanclock, 10 months ago to random

yes i would

beanclock, 9 months ago to random

boss takes a lemon
i take a lime
we both make sprite
on company time
that's our job
we work at the sprite factory

beanclock, 10 months ago to random

activity pub but it's an actual pub and you drink beer and do activities

beanclock, 7 months ago to random

us trip going poorly. cops called on me for not leaving a little caesers after i kept asking to meet caesar and measure him

i have been told "the state of kentucky does not stand for this kind of nonsense"

going to try my luck in indiana

beanclock, 21 days ago to random

petition to popularise bread slices long ways for xl sandwich purposes

beanclock, 11 months ago to random

twitter fired the fail whale now the orcas are coming for elon

beanclock, 3 months ago to random

gen z are killing the "millennials are killing the" format of shitty web articles

beanclock, 9 months ago to random

postin hog

beanclock, 8 months ago to random

podcast apps shaming me for my lack of balloon travel

beanclock, 5 months ago to random

good morning, thatcher's still dead

beanclock, 10 months ago to random

cetacean uprising of twenty twenty three continues unabated

beanclock, 4 months ago to random

nasa pausing further astronaut training because someone found badgers in the centrifuge

beanclock, 15 days ago to random

if you cum in a compressed image file it might get jpreg

beanclock, 2 months ago to random

i'm subscribed to jorts horse plus to get lossless shitposts

beanclock, 2 months ago to random

frogs trained in espionage

croak and dagger

beanclock, 1 month ago to random

now ban youtube shorts you cowards

beanclock, 1 month ago to random

people in iran speak farsi

people closer to you speak nearsi

beanclock, 1 month ago to random

just managed to get all the gunk/fluff out of my phones charger port. it tastes worse than it did last time but i'm super fast charging again

beanclock, 14 days ago to random

girl are you bactrian because i'm gonna hump you twice

beanclock, 2 months ago to random

:bing: fleshlight furby

beanclock, 2 months ago to random

if joe biden was the guy in the goatse picture you could call him joe widen

beanclock, 20 days ago to random

helicopter pilot thought the mountain was farsi

but really it was nearsi

beanclock, 1 month ago to random

bought a new wallet for the first time since my linkin park chain wallet broke

yaldi, 18 days ago to random

ai enabled baby