His dad sends him to the shop to ask for red and white striped paint, which doesn’t really exist as the paint would mostly mix together in the tin and make some badly mixed pink paint. The employee in the shop sees this is a gag and asks a follow up question: would he like the paint to be striped vertically or horizontally? So they are on the way back and only *then the realisation dawns on them that this is a massive wind up, which sparks a rage large enough to break the door.
Yeah looks like most shared basements in my city. Every apartment has a private lock up like you can see on the right hand side in the image with the number 6 on it.
I made an account a long while ago when it was the only instance with any content but I’m just a lurker looking for memes and tech news. Feeling like I should change instance these days…
Where I live people have mixed langauge conversations fairly regularly by mixing their native language with whatever they’re trying to learn - usually German or English, so that reaction is probably automatic.
Yuuuuuh I was often confused about Eigenvectors and then watched their video on it and the visualisation of scaling just made everything so simple, I felt stupid for not getting it before.
Just wanted to drop a quick message in to say thank you to those who put in the news articles here… I was getting frustrated with the poor journalism across different mainstream news and really appreciate your efforts summarising everything here....
Long story short, I have a desktop with Fedora, lovely, fast, sleek and surprisingly reliable for a near rolling distro (it failed me only once back around Fedora 34 or something where it nuked Grub). Tried to install on a 2012 i7 MacBook Air… what a slog!!! Surprisingly Ubuntu runs very smooth on it. I have been bothering all...
I use Ubuntu for work and have no issues with it to be honest. I install everything via apt, I think a few things are via snap but nothing that I’ve installed directly. It’s stable and I can get on with stuff. I definitely am not a fan of the move towards snap and the app store: if I was to choose I’d go vanilla Debian.
Long time lurker here, 99% of the time I go to post a comment I delete it before posting like ah fuck it. I’m trying to engage a bit more now there are more users.
I’m on Kbin but I’m not really sure what the future of the project holds, and the lack of an app (except as PWA) makes the experience less enjoyable than Lemmy IMO. Also on Discuit which is smaller and feels pretty organic and relaxed; I tend to engage more there.
When you're not the main character (lemmy.world)
Google employees questioned leadership about cost cuts, layoffs and “morale” issues following the company’s better-than-expected first-quarter earnings report. (www.cnbc.com)
Fatherly hazing (lemmy.world)
Combined with no eye contact and a slow head shaking (lemmy.world)
Sorry Mrs. Johansson
Atmosphere rule (lemmy.world)
unsure why we are surprised lol (lemmy.cafe)
Autechre - Bike (www.youtube.com)
I guess I’ll give you guys a break from Cylob for a bit lol...
Lemmy.ml is supposedly blocked in China (emacs.ch)
Funny if true.
Sometimes when I say danke (thanks or thank you) some of my friends will say (and the spelling is wrong but it's as close as I can get) they will say danata or maybe it's dinata.
I assumed they meant thanks but a Google search doesn’t give me that kind of result. What does dinata mean and what language is it from?
Y’all Ready for the Beach? My Jlip-Jlops Just Arrived😎 (sh.itjust.works)
Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one. Sometimes you're just stupid. (lemmy.world)
Thank you for the news summaries...
Just wanted to drop a quick message in to say thank you to those who put in the news articles here… I was getting frustrated with the poor journalism across different mainstream news and really appreciate your efforts summarising everything here....
Is Ubuntu deserving the hate? (lemmy.ml)
Long story short, I have a desktop with Fedora, lovely, fast, sleek and surprisingly reliable for a near rolling distro (it failed me only once back around Fedora 34 or something where it nuked Grub). Tried to install on a 2012 i7 MacBook Air… what a slog!!! Surprisingly Ubuntu runs very smooth on it. I have been bothering all...
F#€k $pez (lemmy.ml)
me_irl (files.mastodon.social)
Where else on the web does everyone hang out?
I’m really curious where else everyone here hangs out on the internet besides Lemmy....
ArcGis Pro in Wine?
Has anyone done this? Its a very proprietary program lol, so I can imagine that doesnt work....