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betterdeadthanreddit,

Might catch him sneaking a peek into the kitchen for their stovetop metal cookware though, he’s pansexual.

betterdeadthanreddit,

If someone pays off the cook for a little “alone time” with the nonstick stuff, does that make them a Teflon John?

betterdeadthanreddit,

I’m more interested in the backstory of Bigfoot learning to change tires. Is this a regular occurrence? If so, do they usually wait for people to look away and zip through like a NASCAR pit crew or is there some communication involved? “Hey man, don’t freak out but I’m a Bigfoot. Looks like car trouble, can I help?” or something along those lines. The former would explain the usual blurry appearance in photos but I like the idea that buddy Bigfoot is roaming the woods doing some casual roadside assistance and asking motorists to please be discreet once they’re back on their way.

Either way, I’d probably keep quiet. Can’t outrun or out-fight them in the first case if they didn’t appreciate my disclosure. If it was the latter option, it’d be a real dick move to spill the beans after accepting a favor like that.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Next step is to ban Floridians over 13 from social media as well.

Jewish settlers set their sights on Gaza beachfront (www.bbc.com)

Mrs Weiss heads a radical settler organisation called Nachala, or homeland. For decades, she has been kickstarting Jewish settlements in the Israeli-occupied West Bank and East Jerusalem, on Palestinian land captured by Israel in the 1967 Middle East war. Some in the settler movement have cherished the dream - or pipedream - of...

betterdeadthanreddit,

How else do you expect them to Lebens without that raum?

betterdeadthanreddit,

That period came so late, I was already scheduling a visit with the OB/GYN.

betterdeadthanreddit,

It’s a mistake by the printers, that was supposed to be the cover story of “WALK ENDER” magazine.

betterdeadthanreddit,

He’s from the future and there to tell her about all the things the internet will be making him say once the photo goes up.

betterdeadthanreddit,

All religions are shit, some are more shit than others. Just depends on the degree to which they impede human progress by imposing arbitrary rules on their followers, offering a haven for abusers within their leadership structures and interfering with politics in general (but particularly where education policy is concerned). Negative value across the board.

A watched pot never boils

I was in the middle of something in another room and it occurred to me that this familiar expression could be adapted for ADHD: A watched pot never catches fire. Good reminder to exercise a little extra caution in the everyday tasks that get boring but are still dangerous if you get complacent. Driving, cooking, poking around in...

betterdeadthanreddit,

I see some results for that and, as it turns out, a similar version that I’ve probably heard before but forgotten: “A watched pot never boils but an unwatched pot boils over”.

betterdeadthanreddit,

It’s like the bottom of the ocean in that way: with current technology, it’s not suitable for human or billionaire life.

betterdeadthanreddit,

At first I thought it was a Timberwolf but then realized the pilot was just mad.

betterdeadthanreddit,

It’s working fine (according to their own self-assigned ratings).

betterdeadthanreddit,

I can’t decide whether “Asbestos industry lobbyist, 1970(ish)-2024” is like mesothelioma for one’s resume or a sign to prospective future employers that they’ll keep up the fight for the almighty dollar until the last dying gasp of their cause is extinguished. Either way, that’s a bunch of carcinogenic old garbage heading for retirement.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Seems like the kind of thing a person does when they understand technology well enough to use it badly but don’t recognize that it’s ineffective against anyone willing to type “enable right click” into their search engine of choice.

How much do you want to bet that they didn’t write the JavaScript for that message and it’s just been copied and edited? Probably even right-clicked to do it, the scalawag.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Great, thank you for your research but do you have any audiophile jazz salt?

betterdeadthanreddit,

A fellow Ultron user in the wild, #1 hacker and cyber-thief browser on the web. How’s your Adobe Reader?

betterdeadthanreddit,

That’s Tommy Tuberville talking, he knows a thing or two about undermining America.

betterdeadthanreddit,

A bat should be less affected by this uneven aging due to the whole sleeping upside down thing. They still spend some time upright so it balances out a little better than what you’d see with most of us who generally stay somewhere between prone/supine and standing up throughout the day.

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