Some girl reported me (a boy) for apparently having a mascara. Our teacher then searched my bag, as if it was a grenade.
Which of the former(?) Confederate states did this happen in? Sounds like a grenade might have been okay with them if you’d had one, they’re manly enough.
A little surprised but I know we don’t have a monopoly on dipshittery here in the land of pickup trucks with pink rubber scrotums flapping in the wind. Just seems that way sometimes.
A more challenging route does lower the odds of encountering other people though which is a plus. Nice to have the solitude even if that means extra effort.
Good thing tax dollars are being spent on the hunt for the perpetrator(s) of this heinous act. Those inanimate objects will get the justice they deserve.
I hope those bibles were stolen or donated though, makes no sense to feed the machine you’re fighting against. Plenty of places online will ship you free religious texts of all flavors. Bonus: you’ll get extra junk mail once in a while with some batshit crazy prophet’s end of the world warnings (but salvation is only 4 easy payments of $19.99). Don’t have to go looking for your entertainment anymore.
A strain of highly antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea first emerged in China in 2016, and cases of this tough-to-treat infection have tripled there in just five years, Chinese researchers report....
A journalist who filmed the last video of Russian opposition politician Alexei Navalny before he died, Antonina Favorskaya, has been detained by authorities....
The company, Tuff Torq, was fined nearly $300,000 for hiring 10 children. It must also set aside $1.5 million to help the immigrant minors who were illegally employed....
Next time I’m feeling useless, I’ll remember that it’s somebody’s job to blur out blue jeans for North Korean television. Sucks that a frame of the forbidden fabric could land multiple generations of their family in prison for life though, bit of a downer.
Great egret (lemmy.world)
feet inspection...
What is the stupidest school rule you've ever had to deal with?
Parent, student, or staff, what's the dumbest damn regulation you've personally come across at an educational institution?
Saw this fucking ad so I had to fix it (original add in post box) (slrpnk.net)
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Bibles were 'intentionally set on fire' outside Greg Locke's church on Easter, police say (www.usatoday.com)
A trailer full of bibles appears to have been intentionally set on fire at Greg Locke’s Global Vision Bible Church before Easter service, police say.
How much longer do you think society has until the collapse and what will be the reason?
Michigan GOP legislator posted about ‘illegal invaders’ at Detroit airport. It was Gonzaga’s March Madness team (www.cnn.com)
101st Airborne first Army unit to field Next Generation Squad Weapons (www.armytimes.com)
Coupla fig sitters, here (lemmy.world)
Cases of Drug-Resistant Gonorrhea Have Tripled in China, Posing a Global Threat (www.usnews.com)
A strain of highly antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea first emerged in China in 2016, and cases of this tough-to-treat infection have tripled there in just five years, Chinese researchers report....
Russian police detain journalist who filmed last video of Alexei Navalny alive (www.theguardian.com)
A journalist who filmed the last video of Russian opposition politician Alexei Navalny before he died, Antonina Favorskaya, has been detained by authorities....
Pickle corn dog - does it belong here or in c/shittyfoodporn? (lemmy.world)
Kids as young as 14 were found working at a Tennessee factory that makes lawn mower parts (www.nbcnews.com)
The company, Tuff Torq, was fined nearly $300,000 for hiring 10 children. It must also set aside $1.5 million to help the immigrant minors who were illegally employed....
North Korea censors Alan Titchmarsh's trousers (news.sky.com)
It doesn't matter now if you are sad or blue. (lemmy.world)
Escaping SCP containment is just what Pinkie’s here to do....
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Delicious decadent dish (lemmy.world)
If you got a flat tire and Bigfoot came out of the woods and helped you change it, would you tell people about it?
Washington state crime spree suspect gets stuck on telephone wire while running from police (www.foxnews.com)
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/32cee9fc-0a4b-4d56-a49d-b5ea8df4e090.webp
Please no (literature.cafe)