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bits, to programming
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Software obeys the law of gaseous expansion - it continues to grow until memory is completely filled.

-- Larry Gleason

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bits, to programming
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My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.

-- P. J. Plauger, Computer Language, March 1983

bits, to technology
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The Internet was done so well that most people think of it as a natural resource like the Pacific Ocean, rather than something that was man-made. When was the last time a technology with a scale like that was so error-free? The Web, in comparison, is a joke. The Web was done by amateurs.

-- Alan Kay

bits, to programming
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Trying to express implicit and fuzzy relationships in ways that are explicit and sharp doesn’t clarify the meaning, it destroys it.

-- Clay Shirky

bits, to programming
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An evolving system increases its complexity unless work is done to reduce it.

-- Meir Lehman

bits, to programming
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Nine people can't make a baby in a month.

-- Frederick P. Brooks

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@bits True, but TWELVE people can make one baby per month all year starting at month nine.

I tried to explain that to the last PM we hired, and I’m pretty sure I heard their brain explode just before they quit.

bits, to programming
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Our programming house is like a hoarder's delight: there's too much stuff in it everything is too big. We need too many people to do basic things.

-- Rich Hickey

bits, to programming
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The secret to building large apps is never build large apps. Break your applications into small pieces. Then, assemble those testable, bite-sized pieces into your big application.

-- Justin Meyer

bits, to programming
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Increasingly, people seem to interpret complexity as sophistication, which is baffling - the incomprehensible should cause suspicion, not admiration. Possibly this results from the mistaken belief that using a mysterious device confers [extra] power on the user.

-- Niklaus Wirth

bits, to programming
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So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.

-- Ryan Singer

bits, to programming
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The lurking suspicion that something could be simplified is the world's richest source of rewarding challenges.

-- Edsger W. Dijkstra

bits, to programming
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Tests are the Programmer's stone, transmuting fear into boredom.

-- Kent Beck

bits, to programming
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Compatibility means deliberately repeating other people’s mistakes.

-- David Wheeler

bits, to programming
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It can be better to copy a little code than to pull in a big library for one function. Dependency hygiene trumps code reuse.

-- Rob Pike

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bits, to programming
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Testing leads to failure, and failure leads to understanding.

-- Burt Rutan

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