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brooke

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nerd, weirdo, person, whatever. i enjoy bad puns and you will see them. i also like going off on random tangents about tech, movies, or other random things of interest. fun activities include having mental health and flight simulation.

you may enjoy my work on mediawiki & wikipedia, or my wacky webassembly codecs. or my cat photos!

formerly of mastodon.technology and identi.ca (so it goes)

no bio means no follow request approval! just be cool. :)

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getting to the demographic where i can't tell whether this is an ad for arthritis drugs for your cat so it can play or arthritis drugs for humans so you can play with your cat

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Invalid pixel format 'yup420p'

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How is Buddhism like e-mail?

Attachments lead to suffering.

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there's a comcast/xfinity commercial where they show a feel-good scene of a girl getting 6 vr headsets for her grandpa and his old navy pilot buddies as a surprise to play a flight simulator

in the commercial she just pushes a button and it's ready to go with a local party in the planes

in reality you know it'd be six hours of fiddling with software and hardware settings for each old man, minimum :D

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You had Lara Croft, we had Jill of the Jungle

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I’ve never understood how this sort of thing happens. How does one guy in a gym shower signal to another guy in a gym shower, “hey, want me to give you a wank?” Is there some secret gay hand signal that everyone else is oblivious to?
https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/112451459621105934

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the Esperanto name of the World Web Web is the Tut-Tera Teksaĵo

https://eo.wikipedia.org/wiki/TTT

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feeling very "hmm" about the furiosa movie. like it's either going to be great or absolutely horrible

we shall see :D

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HOW TO USE GIT

SOME SAMPLE INVOCATIONS

git submodule update
Do nothing.

git submodule update --recursive
Do nothing.

git submodule update --init --recursive
Do nothing.

git submodule sync && git submodule update --init --recursive
Do nothing.

git submodule sync --recursive && git submodule update --init --recursive
Update the submodules to be correct for the current commit.

brooke,
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@mcc git submodules are the devil

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cat /dev/zero | gzip > strategic_zero_reserve.gz

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7:47am

the time of boeings (good)

7:37am

the time of boeings (scary)

7:27am

the time of boeings (obsolete)

7:17am

the time of sorta-boeing-nudge-nudge-wink-wink-post-merge model

7:07am

the classic time of boeings

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7:57am

boeing long time

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@mansr "a broken clock is right twice a .... waitaminute"

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commercial for online therapy followed by a commercial for "nuts.com" snack delivery

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is Linux old enough to be retro computing? >:-D

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Planet of the Apes (1968)

brooke,
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wait how does he still think it's not earth if the apes speak 20th-century-intelligible english?

brooke,
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the apes never invented the paper airplane; they are shocked at his technology

brooke,
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"If it's true, they'll have to accept it!"

"Oh ho ho, no they won't."

brooke,
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escape!

brooke,
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disrupts a funeral

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i love the museum scene

brooke,
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ohno they stuffed whatshisname

brooke,
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"he can talk!"
"he can talk!"
"i can SIIIIINNNGGGGG!"

brooke,
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"you're not as smart as stewart, but you're the only girl in town" you old smoothie you

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on the planet of the apes, neuralink tests on man before on monkey

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