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brucelawson, to random
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I just went outside to put the bins out and didn't need an umbrella, a jumper or a scarf! Sumer is icumen in!

brucelawson,
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@siblingpastry Turneth down EQ?

brucelawson, to random
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How to get speech output as text from screen readers https://gist.github.com/fstorr/330026cca27a7e5119d9c4fc0c5a11c5

brucelawson,
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@aardrian ooh, I didn't know that. (I seldom work for orgs Krazy! and Down wiv da Yoof! enough to have emojis and cool things like those.

brucelawson, to random
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We've got text-wrap: balance and text-wrap:pretty but when do we get text-wrap:- adjust-font-size-so-it-fits-the-width-and-doesn't-wrap ?

brucelawson,
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@sarajw This is the dirtiest I've seen (no JS!). Warning: don't read this without a hazmat suit and breathing apparatus https://kizu.dev/fit-to-width-text/

brucelawson,
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@sarajw Oh, I'm with you. I just wish there were a declarative CSS way to do it.

paul, to random
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The popover API lands in Baseline

Exciting update for web developers - the popover API has landed in all modern browser engines. This will allow developers to more easily create contextual overlays on their sites. I'm looking forward to seeing the creative ways devs leverage this new capability to enhance user experiences.

https://web.dev/blog/popover-api?hl=en

brucelawson,
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@paul "leverage"? Is Biz Kinlan back??

brucelawson, to random
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Why do marketing people get so obsessed about time someone spends on a page (with the assumption that longer=better because 'engagement')? Good IA should mean users find what they want quickly; good UX means quick ordering. Good copywriting means quick comprehension, doesn't it?

brucelawson,
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@bkardell if you can repurpose that email as a blogpost, I'd read it. (I too wrote a similar email in about 2007 but I can only remember the swear words)

brucelawson,
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@bkardell I might write something about stupid metrics I've had cascaded onto me...

brucelawson,
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@bkardell That's v similar to the one I sent, in similar circumstances. I recall it made me incredibly popular with that department and management; I trust it had the same effect for you.

brucelawson,
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@patrick_h_lauke Impossible! There are lots of people being paid big bucks doing it.

brucelawson,
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@patrick_h_lauke Surprised you didn't migrate the whole thing to Secondlife, for the engagement

ppk, to random
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Why is Gimp so fucking incomprehensible?

brucelawson,
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@ppk It's awful, I thought. I eventually bit the bullet and paid for Pixelmator, which does all my photo wiggling tasks and can open PSDs

sophie, to random
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Recently I learned we have a microservice at Monzo called “service.greggs”

brucelawson,
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@sophie that's just the way you (sausage) roll

brucelawson, to random
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More proof that Maths is bullshit: factorial of n is " the product of all positive integers less than or equal to n", yet factorial of zero = 1?!? Piss off, Pythagoras

brucelawson,
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brucelawson,
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and the square root of -1 and the Banach–Tarski paradox can fuck right off, too.

brucelawson,
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@mensrea just angry at how Bill Soros and Big Maths have fooled us all this time.

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