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brucelawson, to random
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My neighbour's offer of discounted yodelling lessons is so popular, he's had to put up a sign saying "please form an orderly orderly orderly queue".

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tanepiper,
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@brucelawson @plexus the last few weeks for me have been sitting in workshops about all of this stuff. It's still unclear how we are going to comply with it all, but we want to - but if every company comes knocking at our door demanding access to Smart Home data on behalf of their users that could get tricky - here it would be good to have standards for this IoT and customer data (we are currently investigating Data Pods)

brucelawson, to random
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Is it the App store's careful curation of fart apps, or its careful curation of sanction-busting Russian bank apps that you most appreciate? https://appleinsider.com/articles/24/02/12/how-russian-banks-use-trojan-horse-apps-to-stay-in-apples-app-store

brucelawson, to random
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I can't believe none of you warned me against drinking raki with a huge ex-bouncer brummie and a group of Scottish OAPs.

matt,
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@brucelawson I never knew you dated a bouncer. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

brucelawson, to random
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Sipping a beer, reading, putting some final touches on the songs for album 3, and practicing my Turkish

rem,
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@brucelawson is it terrible that initially I thought that was just a picture in front of you. Not entirely dissimilar to the wall paintings you'd find at a travel agent.

brucelawson, to random
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brb, emailing "You shouldn't need to know all the specifics of web accessibility, Susan. The Agency, however, should. When I had a central heating boiler installed, I didn't say to the gas engineer "I assume this conforms to BS8871, BS 2328 and the Don't Blow Up The Neighbourhood Directive 1993", because I trust that they would know the rules and adhere to them.

Sadly, web agencies don't have the equivalent of CORGI registration."

juandesant,
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@brucelawson thankfully, gas boilers don't have to abide to the "Elastomeric parts for parenterals and for devices for pharmaceutical useโ€ or the โ€œFork-lift trucks. Hook-on type fork arms and fork arm carriages. Mounting dimensionsโ€ dimensionsโ€ฆ

(Sorry, you nerd-sniped me thereโ€ฆ I actually looked up the Donโ€™t Blow Up The Neighborhood Directive 1993โ€ฆ)

brucelawson, to random
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Just back from A&E. I had a terrible pain in my bum. The doctor made me touch my toes, put his hand up and, after a few minutes of strenuous effort, he pulled out a lettuce leaf. "It feels much better, thank you!" I exclaimed. He replied, "I'm sorry, Bruce, but this is just the tip of the iceberg".

patrick_h_lauke,
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@brucelawson you got lizz trussed

brucelawson, to random
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Dreadful news about that French chef who got depressed, just gave up, and died. Apparently he lost the huile d'olive.

patrick_h_lauke,
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@brucelawson randomly, know that your joke about the french guy who invented the beach shoes, philippe feloppe, still lives rent free in my head to this day every bloody time i see a pair

thisismissem,
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@brucelawson this is a better telling than the one of this I saw last night..

brucelawson, to random
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"WhoFundsThem is our new project looking into MPs financial interests. With your help, weโ€™ll answer a set of important questions for each MP, then publish what we find in a clear and accessible way on TheyWorkForYou, and as a spreadsheet, for anyone to reuse."

MySociety seeks volunteers or donations to their important work https://www.mysociety.org/democracy/who-funds-them/

brucelawson, to random
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Was there ever a proposal to add the ability to "light dismiss" an open <details> element with esc (like HTML popover & <dialog>) or did I make it up in one of my perviest dreams?

mattwilcox,
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@brucelawson I read this somewhere yesterday and am almost certain there are plans to back-fill it from Popover. Looking to see if I can find where that was...

mattwilcox,
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@brucelawson https://web.dev/blog/popover-api No, think I got confused with this:

Dialog was shipped well before popover and many lessons were learned. One of which is how nice it is to declaratively open and close popovers with an invoker. To resolve this, the invoketarget property is being discussed and prototyped for a more declarative dialog toggle trigger, much like with popover  

No mention of light dismiss.

brucelawson, to random
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brb, explaining to someone that just because the contract didn't expressly say "The project should not contravene Equality Act 2010", it doesn't mean accessibility wasn't "in scope".

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brucelawson, to random
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At the weekend I took the kids to the zoo. There were no pandas. No lions. No tigers. No giraffes. No elephants. No crocodiles. Just a tiny little dog in a cage. It was a Shih Tzu.

coldclimate,
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@brucelawson oh Bruce

brucelawson, to random
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Why did none of you tell me that my code was failing in Firefox because I was trying to style details:open rather than details[open] ? Fine bloody mates you lot are.

matt,
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@brucelawson Hey, Bruce! Soooo, it seems that your code was failing in Firefox. It might be because you styled details:open rather than details[open]

But idk. Who am I to say?! Just thought you should know.

๐Ÿ˜˜

brucelawson, to random
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It's not just computers that are crap rubbish technology. Look at this daft toaster from Tesco that is too small too accommodate standard Tesco own brand bread. I might stick a React sticker on it.

Some toast. Except 25% of it, which is disappointingly slightly warmed but still white bread.

simoncox,
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@brucelawson
Dualit all the way. Best OS (clockwork timer) and repairable!

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