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Open Source Sex Toy Control Software

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"The massager that you can speak to for enhanced climaxes"

"Using ChatGPT 4 and machine learning tools to process data"

I mean we knew it was coming but like, just. "Please speak to the internet to cum harder" is quite the sales tactic.

buttplugio, to random
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Lovense put out a new smaller fucking machine.

It's $400.

Buy sex toys.

https://lovense.buttplug.io

buttplugio, to random
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Ever wanted to control a vibrator, stroker, or fucking machine through the Apple Vision Pro?

You can with Intiface Central on visionOS!

A whole new way to wank!

(Just remember to wash your hands before touching your headset)

video/mp4

buttplugio, to random
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I remain incredibly angry at myself for not getting 2 Apple Vision Pros so I could work on finally replicating the Demolition Man Sex Scene.

Alas I do not have $8000 for a shitpost. Apparently my shitpost limit is $4000.

buttplugio, to random
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I've spent the weekend using the Apple Vision Pro to figure out if this is really worth it for sex over using VR Headsets, and I am really having problems coming up with much at all.

Unless you REALLY want to fuck a 3d model on your sofa specifically or w/e.

I am admittedly a goon theorist rather than practitioner, but depending on how you've built your goon cave, the combination of static imagery from said cave plus the integration of AR via video or other media might be interesting?

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I'm always kinda surprised that Factorio is so popular with developers, given that it's basically "technical debt, the game!"

buttplugio,
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@foone I mean... https://grafana.com/grafana/dashboards/285-factorio/

buttplugio,
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@foone @ticktok @calico Ok but what useful resources are you possibly going to extract from fembo...

you know what nevermind I don't want to know

buttplugio,
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@ljrk @foone @ticktok @calico The more I think about this the more it seems like, depending on exactly how lewd the rendering of each... "resource processor" is, you're creating a combination factory game and gooning visualizer?

Like, two jizz covered birds with one jizz covered stone, I guess.

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THE FUTURE IS NOW

BUTTPLUG LLM

LET THE ROBOTS CONTROL YOUR BUTTPLUG

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

https://github.com/PsychoSmiley/LLM_Buttplug

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2005: an aspiring young sex tech genius hooks up a vibrator to second life

2024: a grizzled sex tech veteran sighs and wonders what they’ve done with their life, as a sex toy company releases their own second life client for some reason

https://www.lovense.com/game/lovense-viewer/?_utm_pro=2401088533&

buttplugio, to random
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oh it's that time of year again

buttplugio, to random
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fine

fucking fine

i give up

the chess buttplug is continually willed into reality and will never end and i will be stuck hearing about this forever

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-67822137

buttplugio, to random
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"why is this software so obsessed with butts? can i use it for anything for my penis?"

a line spoken by someone who does not realize the horrific engineering nightmare they carry between their legs

buttplugio,
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Trying to build software and hardware for penises is an engineering challenge worthy of a DARPA grant.

Penises absolutely refuse to hold any sort of nominal state, can change state at a whim, and the amount of mechanical variation is just astounding.

buttplugio,
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What do you do if you want to carry something on your person?

You put it in a pocket!

You do not hang it on a horizontal coat rack that at any time can decide rigidity is no longer in its interest.

buttplugio, to random
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well this is awkward

buttplugio, to random
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And if you're wondering why I'm asking for money, well, I'm spending my thanksgiving cleaning up tech debt in Intiface Engine to prepare for big new features in Intiface Central.

So I deserve it.

Even if cleaning up tech debt is better than using sex toys in terms of dopamine.

buttplugio, to random
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This sale is continuing this week! Keon w/ Onahole for $199 (or if you've already got a feel stroker, $179 for just the Keon!)

https://keon.kiiroo.buttplug.io

buttplugio, to random
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And there's why the Lovense Solace fails to be found on Intiface Central Android.

There's an assumption that applications will pay attention to null terminators instead of packet length.

We do a UTF-8 (not cstr) conversion based on the packet length buffer we're given and WELP.

buttplugio,
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Oh. Wait.

The packet on windows and whatever android is getting are different.

The field in the advertisement declares it is 9 bytes long. 1 byte used for type (0x8, short name) and the other 8 are for LVS-H01. But that's a 7 byte string.

So driver is left to decide rest?

buttplugio,
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Can everyone please just go back to fucking like, their hand or each other or whatever so I can stop having this hobby job of writing computer fucking software that is making me go slowly insane.

buttplugio, to random
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Ok. Got Solace control in buttplug, but things to note:

  • Requires Intiface Central update, will try to release tonight.
  • We'll be able to control stroke speed, but range is an issue. More dev required.

Get yours at https://lovense.buttplug.io

buttplugio,
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@thisismissem I am the worst person to ask on this. I don’t really use any hardware the library supports at this point, it’s all just kinda become a blur of annoying tech issues to me.

That said, strokers tend to work ok (I kinda like hismiths version of this kinda stroker), far better for me than static vibrating tubes like the max, but in the end it’s an awful lot of work to set up so I rarely use strokers.

buttplugio, to random
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WHO WANTS BUTTPLUG SOCKS

buttplugio, to random
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HEY GAMING INFLUENCERS

WANNA PUT STUFF IN YOUR BUTT

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