cryptosporidium140

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cryptosporidium140,

11.1125 mm - 1.35 mm = 9.7625 mm

Sorry, I couldn’t resist

cryptosporidium140,

Via referendum? I say 80% chance of a majority.

Congress? 5% is generous

cryptosporidium140,

They’d probably have more success by only allowing cigarettes that taste like ass. Find this generation’s Barney, have him smoke the ass cigarettes and nobody will want to try them

Someone telling a story about hiring a fitness trainer to look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club

I believe it was an interview where a guy tells a story about trying to get fit for a movie role so he hires a popular Hollywood fitness trainer. The guy tries to tell the trainer who he wants to look like but the trainer cuts him off and says “Don’t tell me, I already know. Brad Pitt, Fight Club.” The guys asks how did he...

cryptosporidium140,

Yeah but what should we do with the extra 1.25 days?

cryptosporidium140,

I’m kind of the same. I like bullet trains, katanas, Nintendo, japanese hotels, and vending machines (not the used panty ones) but anime just doesn’t click with me

cryptosporidium140,

Maybe if we go below 0 Kelvin we get to a universe where cold is heat and light becomes the absence of dark

cryptosporidium140,

They also did something similar in No Hard Feelings

cryptosporidium140,

I like to think she was trolling the vultures and that it was a decoy.

cryptosporidium140,

When is Tiger Electronics gonna step up and do a creepy-ass Furby movie?

Just got fired today and I don't know why

Been at this company for 4 months as a data engineer. When I started their codebase was a mess. All the code was in one folder with subfolders, the scripts were dependent on one another even if they didn’t share the domain problem, their version control was “call the IT guy to grab the backup”. In the first few months I...

cryptosporidium140,

My CS professor preached this, he really wanted all of us to become consultants

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