cryptosporidium140

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cryptosporidium140,

I have a feeling this guy watched the movie 21 and just immediately morphed into Kevin Spacey

cryptosporidium140,

11.1125 mm - 1.35 mm = 9.7625 mm

Sorry, I couldn’t resist

cryptosporidium140,

It’s true, my great grandma just turned klein bottle years old

cryptosporidium140,

It’s especially weird to me that they’re so much harder on the ones who skip deodorant than the ones who skip showers. Aren’t showers what actually takes the smelly shit away instead of masking it? I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out these threads are created and/or maintained by deodorant marketing.

cryptosporidium140,

I wish I knew the context of this screenshot/what episode it was

Someone telling a story about hiring a fitness trainer to look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club

I believe it was an interview where a guy tells a story about trying to get fit for a movie role so he hires a popular Hollywood fitness trainer. The guy tries to tell the trainer who he wants to look like but the trainer cuts him off and says “Don’t tell me, I already know. Brad Pitt, Fight Club.” The guys asks how did he...

cryptosporidium140,

Via referendum? I say 80% chance of a majority.

Congress? 5% is generous

cryptosporidium140,

They’d probably have more success by only allowing cigarettes that taste like ass. Find this generation’s Barney, have him smoke the ass cigarettes and nobody will want to try them

cryptosporidium140,

I mean the dinosaur, obviously his mouth is too big for ordinary cigarettes but the important thing is nobody wants to be anything like him and I think that’s a useful trait for applications like this

cryptosporidium140,

Fuck, you’re absolutely right. It would explain his childhood cancer too

cryptosporidium140,

Yeah but what should we do with the extra 1.25 days?

cryptosporidium140,

I’m kind of the same. I like bullet trains, katanas, Nintendo, japanese hotels, and vending machines (not the used panty ones) but anime just doesn’t click with me

cryptosporidium140,

Maybe if we go below 0 Kelvin we get to a universe where cold is heat and light becomes the absence of dark

cryptosporidium140,

I thought that was Lincoln

cryptosporidium140,

They also did something similar in No Hard Feelings

cryptosporidium140,

It would be if I could still access it without biometrics

cryptosporidium140,

I like to think she was trolling the vultures and that it was a decoy.

cryptosporidium140,

When is Tiger Electronics gonna step up and do a creepy-ass Furby movie?

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