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cwayne

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Just a dude with shit jokes and a cute baby

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anderseknert, (edited ) to random
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While it was ridiculous at the time, I kinda miss the days when this is what people worried about.

cwayne,
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@anderseknert I dunno man, people are still weirdly obsessed with everyone else's genitals and what they may look like

anderseknert, to random
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It’s Friday, and spring is here. If that doesn’t call for a cold one outside, I’m not sure what does. Some “China chips” as Hanna calls them, to go with that. Life is good.

cwayne,
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@anderseknert living the dream!

cwayne,
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@anderseknert oh have you not gotten paid your Soros-bucks yet either? I went to a bunch of marches and I'm still waiting on mine...

cwayne, to random
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I have been on vacation one day and so far have gotten yelled at 3 times for checking slack. My team is great.

cwayne, to random
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A really good pair of noise cancelling headphones is probably the best money I've ever spent

cwayne, to random
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Boomers gonna boom

anderseknert, to random
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Carnitas cooked on low temp over night, and an hour on higher heat before serving. Result is amazing.

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cwayne,
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@anderseknert do you ship to Massachusetts

danirabbit, to random
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In 1,000 years when nobody seriously believes in Christianity anymore the movies are gonna be sick. Christian mythology is actually pretty dope sometimes. An anime adaptation of the story of Job would go hard just saying

cwayne,
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@danirabbit I feel like you should watch Lucifer

cwayne, to random
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Fun realization on life:

I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, but neither does anyone else, and anybody claiming they do is lying to you or themselves

paigerduty, to random
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Another year around the sun 🎊 Reply with your favorite song or scifi book that I should check out

cwayne,
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@paigerduty recently either Murderbot Diaries or Three Body Problem

Happy birthday!

anderseknert, to random
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If it contains the word "paramount", it's 100% AI generated.

cwayne,
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@anderseknert this tracks because only AI would know about Paramount+, being such a dumbass streaming service

cwayne, to random
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These have to be satire at this point right?

danirabbit, to random
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I’m too anxious for this world. I need to just be independently wealthy and have no responsibilities

cwayne,
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@danirabbit then you'd be anxious about losing your wealth

simontatham, to random
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So, Windows Subsystem for Linux.

I generally like it. If I want to do Linux-shaped things on a Windows machine, which I often do, then even WSL1 is both faster, and a more faithful imitation, than Cygwin. And WSL2 is better still, on both counts. Plus you get to pick the distro of your choice. I haven't used Cygwin in years.

But I can't shake the feeling that if SQL is pronounced 'sequel', then WSL ought to be pronounced 'weasel'.

cwayne,
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@simontatham funny, I pronounce RKE2 "ricky-too"

juliank, to random
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See we still refer to JIRA issues as cards because we come from Trello.

cwayne,
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@juliank oh god you guys are on jira now?!

juliank, to random
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Kudos to Silca and their friends at Purdue university for the release of their new Stripchip which oleogelates the factory oil on the new chain during extreme hot waxing, this sounds like an absolute game changer for waxing chains.

Strip chip and hot wax into a heater at 125°C, new chain in for 10 mins, turn to 75°C, once 75°C reached take out and let harden.

They also released a wax heater for roughly 4 times what you pay for a standard body wax heater.

cwayne,
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@juliank I know all of these words individually but I have no idea what's happening here

popey, to random
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This is a good news follow-up to yesterday's blog post about that Exodus scammy app in the Snap store.

https://popey.com/blog/2024/02/exodus-bitcoin-wallet-follow-up/

video/mp4

cwayne,
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@cassidy @popey is that when you broke the store during a lightning talk?

larsmb, to hiking
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To carry a solar panel and a smaller powerbank or directly more power bank. Hrm.

cwayne,
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@larsmb solar

cwayne, to random
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is 35 too young to have a fullon midlife crisis?

larsmb, to random
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I absolutely can't fathom how there's a real chance the US, a supposed first world country, will elect Donald Trump again.

As in, his hatred and deranged fuckery seem to be the actual political will of the majority of the people.

How. Just how.

What's wrong with the human brain?

cwayne,
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@larsmb Iowa is a caucus event that takes HOURS in-person. Only old, retired racists have the time to do that while functioning adults are at work all day

The majority of the US hates Trump, let's just hope they fucking vote. Don't forget he lost the popular vote by over eight million

cwayne,
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@larsmb you're conflating things though, this polling is specific to Republicans as it's their party primary. Anything else poll-wise isn't relevant yet (frankly it's never Relevant considering their polling method being calling landlines, which zero folks under 40 have)

cwayne, to random
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I have zero tolerance for the generation that raised us shitting on millennials for "everyone gets a trophy"

Who the fuck gave us those trophies? Who the fuck raised us to think we're all special? Now you don't get to bitch about it, this is your generations goddamn failure not mine.

cwayne,
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@anderseknert funny thing is I never got a participation trophy either lol, I just get shit for being that generation I guess?

Boomers complaining, now I've seen everything!

cwayne,
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@anderseknert man when I was that little I just looked for clovers on the field I had no idea what the fuck was happening lol

cwayne,
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@anderseknert there's a reason one of the biggest original Facebook groups was "I go out of my way to step on that crunchy looking leaf"

cwayne,
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@anderseknert also dude you can just straight up buy trophies as an adult!

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