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dan

@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

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dan, to random
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Got peed on in a Walmart parking lot today.

Fortunately it was by my child.

This time.

joesteel, to random
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I love Shortcuts. I love WiFi device names. I love conflict resolution when I didn’t edit the Shortcut on either of those dates.

dan,
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@joesteel I tried to make a shortcut the other day that took an image from hazel and converted it to a jpeg. I gave up after 3 hours of trying to figure it out.

dan,
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@joesteel Yep. Did nothing. Gave no indication of why.

dan,
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@agiletortoise @joesteel I still just don’t understand how this thing wants me to work and the lack of any usable feedback means I just try stuff until it stops failing or give up.

ry, to random
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No group of people gets apostrophes wrong like redditors

dan,
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@ry * redditor’s

dan, to random
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🤘🤘

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dan,
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@joesteel too many dimensions, would have ripped a hole in space-time

dan,
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@tvaziri at least it’s 8K VistaVision.

dan,
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@joesteel incredible, what a time to be alive

hotdogsladies, to random
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That way, if you survive the crash, you can call an Uber.

dan,
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@hotdogsladies we could feel it coming (in the air tonight)

dan,
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@hotdogsladies

“She sells sea shells
down by the sea shore.
While Peter picked a peck
of pickled peppers.

If this is a game, I think I lost and/or was disqualified.

dan, to random
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me: (just trying to work)

my brain: you know, if it were 20 years ago, Jake Paul would absolutely try to fight Fred Durst

dan,
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video/mp4

powerllama, to random
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fun extension that gives you vim keybindings in your browser. surprisingly usable? https://github.com/brookhong/Surfingkeys

dan,
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@ry @powerllama I use Vi hjkl navigation keys as part of my karabiner setup, yes.

dan,
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@powerllama @ry wow, am I also a fake gamer girl because i'm running the wrong linux distro?

mathowie, to random
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❓Did Instagram change their color temperature and exposure handling lately? Any previously edited photo uploaded to Instagram looks totally blasted out after posting. Photos that look ok in drafts get big color shifts and exposure changes after.

It’s been this way for a couple weeks. It’s annoying that a photo app can’t do WYSIWYG editing reliably.

Is it just me? Makes me never want to post to Instagram again.

dan,
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@mathowie They added HDR support some time in the past few months, I wonder if that’s what it is.

andybaio, to random
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Today's my birthday, and all I want is YOUR CLIPBOARD! Hit reply and paste—NO EDITING! ✂️📋🎉

dan,
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@andybaio if not version and not is_wild

matt, to random
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4:14. Beat my last marathon by ~45 minutes. Thanks to everyone here who donated!

Me with my finisher’s medal at the London Marathon

dan,
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@matt Must be from the shorter, more aerodynamic beard.

dan, to random
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Yeah, technology’s wild. Anyway, here’s some photos of bunnies from the neighborhood.

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dan, to random
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White Castle has replaced their drive-thru ordering system with an AI chatbot. The first thing you have to do after it says hello is agree to its terms and services. This is not a bit.

dan,
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@pseudonym Dammit, absolutely wasted opportunity. I will absolutely try that next time.

dan,
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@joesteel I had to try it. As research. For my work.

dan,
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@joesteel I think that makes it a tax write-off.

dan, to random
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When the hell did they add this to QuickTime?

(also, it shows black for the 2nd eye on Intel Macs lol)

dan,
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@joesteel

video/mp4

dan, to random
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We did it. We fixed the Oscars. You're welcome.
https://mastodon.social/@defocused/112300487201895056

dan,
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@tvaziri @joesteel Not enough.

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