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dan_the_architect, to random
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Due to out of control coffee prices, I have started a Change.org petition demanding that Starbucks officially rebrand as BigBucks.

dan_the_architect, to random
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The Rise of Skywalker was a better film than Godzilla Minus One. Change my mind.

dan_the_architect, to random
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I’m at the stand and stare at what’s ahead me part of the yard work.

dan_the_architect, to random
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I think Miracle Whip is superior to mayonnaise.

kimlockhartga,
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@dan_the_architect bold stance! 😅 guaranteed engagement driver. Of course, the best mayo here in the South is Duke's. Back me up, @DemocracySpot

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Students of "Mayonnaise Sauce" as the French call it (which they made famous with a recipe nicked from Spain), learn Miracle Whip was marketed as a cheap alternative to mayonnaise during the Depression. Its not bad on a white bread sandwich with leftover Thanksgiving turkey—as an alternative to Duke's. Otherwise, nope.

Duke's is a Southern tradition, but available outside the region now or online at exorbitant prices. On sale @ Ingles this week for $2.98!

dan_the_architect, to random
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Mastodon: it’s the ham radio of the internet!

RememberUsAlways,
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Rgr that.

dan_the_architect, to random
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Practicing armpit fart noises because I’ve got a hunch they’re coming back big time.

dan_the_architect, to random
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My hobby is going to my back porch, peering into the woods and saying “Everything the light touches is our kingdom” in a deep voice.

dan_the_architect, to random
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I’m convinced the Kendrick Lamar and Drake spat is a long con for a meat industry partnership where they sell Rap Beef™.

dan_the_architect, to random
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I don’t mean to brag but I had dinner at The Outback last night.

dan_the_architect, to random
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I know you’ve been afraid to ask if it’s normal, but yes, I too randomly bust out singing the Gummi Bears theme song from the 80s.

dan_the_architect, to random
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Death by snu snu is the only way to go out with a bang.

dan_the_architect, to random
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If you vote for me in November, I will motion to make April 20th a federal holiday. Sensamilla Day, as it will be known will celebrate growth, nurturing and a bountiful harvest.

bleakfuture,
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@dan_the_architect @the_etrain If I live to be 89 I will be so nice on 4/20/69

the_etrain,
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@bleakfuture @dan_the_architect
Nice

dan_the_architect, to random
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All I know is things were going okay until they stopped putting videos games on cartridges.

dan_the_architect, to random
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Today it is us who are on the dark side of the moon.

dan_the_architect, to random
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All this talk about podcasters and I hadn’t realized the race announcers from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace had such a following.

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