dariusw

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

Mood

Dorothy and her ruby slippers

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

I guess Firefox is for switches?

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

Pride Duck asks if a 5 saves against your Spell DC, no bonuses.

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

I went to Twitter today and saw that a friend I never assumed had children was now a grandfather, so that was good.

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

Can’t right now, I’m shitposting for colon health.

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

What if we kissed after you promised to get a colonoscopy, because a big chunk of y’all are GenX, and even when you survive it takes over your fucking life if they have to cut you? Eat a salad!

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

Calling it early: next week is all thong week.

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

@emojiscope Talk to me about Elvis

mentallyalex, 10 months ago to random

A guy I worked with once, gave me a little "It's Happy Bunny" figurine. It's this little blue bunny in a straight jacket smiling. the caption reads "Cute but pyscho, things work out" (Attached the sticker version)

Over the course of a year or so, he and others began bringing me all sorts of this particular little guy. I have stickers, the figurine, I think I have a glassing cleaning towel, or something?

Is anyone else familiar with this little guy?

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

Another work day where I am here because I am pretty.

Who needs coffee? ties frilly apron

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

Broken watch, but Mickey knows what time it is.

reginasbread, 10 months ago to random

I'm looking for a lunchbox, and I can't get over the fact that they try to make them gendered products. capitalism went absolutely topsy-turvy.

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

Me, when the reply guys are online:

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

Yeah, the ‘90s seem comical now, but it was a golden age of songs about butts.

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

I only know one Oasis song, but luckily they are all the same.

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

By the time you have 35 followers you should have:

An account that boosts you on the reg
An account that tolerates you
A ready shitpost
A list you forget to look at
A filter for garbage collection
New understanding of why you are the way you are
A post you self boost until somebody, anybody, faves it

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

I just lost 10lb!

puts away pube trimmer

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

You know your alt ain’t doing well when a cat picture with a hashtag doesn’t get seen.

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

For the aggressively straight.

reginasbread, 10 months ago to random

me @ myself

dariusw, 10 months ago to random

Putting the fusion in confusion.

pours peanut sauce on problem