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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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It’s almost 3am. Why am I one of the 180k people waiting for the WWDC stream to start? I could just watch it in the morning. It’s not going anywhere…

Ten minutes to go…

https://www.youtube.com/live/GYkq9Rgoj8E?feature=share

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Enhanced dictation. Nice.

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Missed something about SharePlay. Was distracted by Craig’s hair. OMG it’s glorious!

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15” MacBook Air.
M2.
Bigger screen-15”.
18 hr battery.

No new CPU so far.
*yawn

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iOS 17 Stickers and photos being turned into emoji will revolutionise dick pics.

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Tim promises new product.

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Apple Silicon version of Mac Pro has arrived.

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Apple Soap!

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Mac Pro video editing workhorse.

M2 Ultra

6x PCIe expansion slots

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If you’re watching , feel free to join in on this thread!

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I might do some live tooting again…
Over 250k waiting for stream to begin.

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Check in feature is going to freak people out.

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Siri is notably absent so far…

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NameDrop. Exchanging contacts like AirDrop.

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Journal. Don’t worry about keeping a diary. iPhone will do that for you.

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Refreshed Mac Studio.

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Here’s Craig!

iOS 17

Updated core message apps. Phone, Messages, FaceTime.

Posters for caller ID.
Transcribed Voice mail.

FaceTime “leave a message”

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Wider stance please Craig. And maybe a cowboy buckle on those jeans.

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Mac Studio
M2 Max or M2 Ultra (24cores)

Same box, upgraded specs.

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@madelainetaylor You don’t understand.

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@fkamiah17 😂

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Sometimes I’ll read a text and think, what a psycho.

Then I tap send.

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@Soldusty
☝️😊✌️

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@joyographic 🤣🏴‍☠️

tomcrinstam, to random

Hey @dgar

What did one duck say to the other when they met in an alley?

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@tomcrinstam

What did the duck say?

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@tomcrinstam
I thought they might be quack-heads…

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It's Always Monday On The Moon
~ Dgar

The adventure of a lifetime.
On the next million steps for mankind.
Years of planning and training and prepping and now I’m here and I have left you alone.
It’s time to come home.

Two week long, days and nights.
Time drags on underneath the lights.
Working all the time mining crater ice,
And keeping the vacuum on the outside.
I’m living at my job. Even free time isn’t free.
Every day’s a workday, and Friday’s but a dream.
But soon I’m coming home to you.

It’s always Monday on the Moon
It’s always Monday on the Moon
It’s never Friday afternoon
It’s always Monday on the Moon

Recirculated air.
Watching home just hanging there.
Months of constantly cleaning the luna dust from the regilith filters in my tin can.
It’s all that I am.

Two week long, days and nights.
Time drags on underneath the lights
Working all the time mining crater ice,
And keeping the vacuum, on the outside.
Filling out reports, maintaining machines.
Every day’s a workday and I’m living in a dream.
But soon I’m coming home to you.

It’s always Monday on the Moon
It’s always Monday on the Moon
It’s never Friday afternoon
It’s always Monday on the Moon

Written, composed, and performed by Jon O'Hare, Reid Michael Hall.

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

YouTube: https://youtu.be/wFDvpdZ7Z9k

Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/au/album/its-always-monday-on-the-moon/1570437238?i=1570437239

Tidal: https://tidal.com/track/186325890

Deezer: https://deezer.page.link/3XuAdJWeAQQriYoZ7

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/33fBVkOB6YXmVTZUy1QppY

Thank you for listening!

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