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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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thisleisa, to random
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Follow @dgar.
He's fun & worthy.
Definitely one of the good ones.

dgar,
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@thisleisa
🤗

stevesplace, to music
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It's always Monday on the Moon.

Nice work from @dgar for Mondays.

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/its-always-monday-on-the-moon?si=fe5127622ba849c8adbadac064736a58&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

dgar,
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@stevesplace
☝️😁🤘
Thanks for the shoutout!
🫶

dgar, to random
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dgar, to random
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

dgar, to random
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He’s called Henry, he’s a spider, and he lives in the glove compartment.

dgar,
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@guy_redshirt 🤣

dgar, to random
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dgar, to random
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I was shot with a label gun.

Now I’ve got a price on my head.

dgar, to random
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dgar, to random
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The word “fragile” gets thrown around a lot.

dgar, to random
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I saw an antelope the other day.

First insect wedding that I’ve ever been to.

dgar, to random
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Me: Hey, wanna hear my Batman impression?

Them: Sure!

Me: Up, up, and away!

Them: That’s Superman.

Me: Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot!

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Well, if it isn’t the bridge I said I’d cross when I came to it.

dgar, to random
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It’s Monday, again.

Did you know the English word Monday is derived from Old English Mōnandæg and Middle English Monenday, originally a translation of Latin dies lunae "day of the Moon"?

Please enjoy my Monday music mood enhancer, my moon rock song:
It’s Always Monday On The Moon
~ Dgar.

🧡💛💚💙💜♥️❤️
As always, thanks you for listening, boosting, and supporting my music. I have the most amazing followers, y'all make all the difference! Seriously, my peeps here on Mastodon have the greatest impact on my music than anything else has. I find it difficult to express how much you all mean to me.
❤️♥️💜💙💚💛🧡

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

YouTube: https://youtu.be/wFDvpdZ7Z9k

Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/au/album/its-always-monday-on-the-moon/1570437238?i=1570437239

Tidal: https://tidal.com/track/186325890

Deezer: https://deezer.page.link/3XuAdJWeAQQriYoZ7

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/33fBVkOB6YXmVTZUy1QppY

☝️😄🤟
Wrock on beautiful people!!

futurebird, (edited ) to random
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I keep a list of words that I have so much trouble spelling that the spell checker can't even offer a correct suggestion! Here they are all in one sentence (spelled wrong):

It was a titalating way to interperit an unprecendtedly tenatious kind persistance leading to an inconsistant and vicerally, nautious state.


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@futurebird 😊

dgar, to random
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I went game fishing today.

Returned with Monopoly, Cluedo and Scrabble.

dgar,
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@rysiek 😏

dgar, to random
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My parents we disappointed that I became a horse trainer.

Not sure why, it’s a stable job.

dgar, to music
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“Thoughts he plucks from his mind,
get played right in your brain.
Digial sounds in the bits he writes,
what we think becomes the same”

If you haven’t had your daily ear-worm today, please consider my song Digital Busker for some foot tappin’, head boppin’, brain pleasures.

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/digital-busker

Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/au/album/digital-busker/1591447485?i=1591447486

YouTube: https://youtu.be/MjqgzpSDbYA

Tidal: https://tidal.com/browse/track/202110066

Deezer: https://deezer.page.link/qkQ7ZpbzN5ptrthA8

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/2LAO8R33o6nwQ0sScmn4pN

Thank you all for your listening and following along on your chosen platform.

As always, I’m incredibly grateful for all your support!
Big love to you all!! 🫶
☝️😊🤘

dgar, to random
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They led by attaching the heavy lead lead to the led-lit collar, and proceeded to lead like they’ve always led before.

dgar,
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@fkamiah17 Can you correct it please?
For I admire your pedantry!

dgar,
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@WizardBear @fkamiah17
Oh, yeah, the lead is made of lead. I thought you were saying I used led in the same context twice. 😏

I think this all makes the point, 🤣

dgar,
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@fkamiah17 @martyn @WizardBear @ravensrod
A fewer man might argue with you.

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Y’all be sure to listen to at least one Dgar song today, okay?
☝️😅🤘

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic

Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/au/artist/dgar/1534169037

YouTube Topic: https://youtube.com/channel/UCODHoyCwEoGged7UU0FSjKg

YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@JonDgar

Tidal: https://tidal.com/artist/21571623

Deezer: https://deezer.page.link/rD9kbQYQBeFg2rbG9

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0oeCPGv32IomKqc7zB6u36

dgar,
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@stevesplace
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I’ll take it!

dgar, to music
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I tooted Hello World on November 30, 2022.

Then I began tooting my and a ton of , and . And you all responded so genuinely, and with such positivity, that I very quickly was made to feel at home.

My deepest gratitude goes out to the community, a that has literally improved the quality of my time on this spinning rock as it hurtles through space, towards a future that seems more uncertain every day. It’s unlike any other “social media platform” here.

Today, I celebrate the arbitrary milestone of five thousand followers, and I just wanted to say thank you.

Thank you for the favourites, the boosts, the follows, and the comments.

Thank you for your conversations, discussions, and corrections.

Thank you for listening to my music and sharing your thoughts on it with me, and for following along on your chosen streaming service. This has been amazing.

But, above all, I’d like to thank you all for making Mastodon the friendly and welcoming place that it is. My experience here is one of wonderful acceptance, and it has been truly humbling. There is nowhere else quite like it.

Massive big huge love to you all,

  • Jon (Dgar)
dgar,
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@rysiek 😁

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Evidence that I:
• was in a band
• pre-date colour
• played a Fender
• had long hair
• had my fly down

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@laukanhenkka 🤣😂

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