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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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stux, (edited ) to ai
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Do you want anything "AI" (Artificial Intelligence) in your (future) phone/mobile device?

thomasfuchs, to random
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Happy Mothra's Day!

dgar, to random
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The other half asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.

I had to get a running start but, the answer is yes.

amiserabilist,
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@dgar

dgar, to random
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The place I’m working for is looking to hire an IT infrastructure technician.
If this sounds like you, and you’re interested in a lifestyle change from the big city, drop me a DM for the deets.

noondlyt, to random
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Better to be woke than toxic

dgar, to random
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imnotyet, to jazz
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I love the blues and jazz ,but I'm too poor to pay for those concerts, Y'all are very fortunate,I tried to see some of my favorites,just can't go out and pay 600 to 700 dollar ticket to pay,I'm good I'll catch it on video
#jazz #blues #music

chris, to Bloomscrolling
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This azalea has gone bonkers. So thick with blossoms you can't see any leaves!

KathyReid, to random
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In the most glorious "fuck you" I have seen in a while, you know the book that Cumberland City Council banned because they're homophobic bigots - Holly Duhig's "A focus on Same Sex Parents"? Well, the publisher, BookLife Publishing, have made a PDF version of the book available for free.

Sure be a shame if it was shared far and wide now, wouldn't it?

Every time you ban a book filled with hope and kindness, and care and love, we will resist.

https://www.booklifepublishing.co.uk/a-focus-on/same-sex-parents/

#CumberlandCityCouncil #SameSexParents #BookBans #Bookstodon

MicheleV_AK, to random
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An Alaska meme...with all the folks all around the world getting a chance to view the gorgeous Northern Lights in many colors, Alaskans are feeling a bit jealous. 😜

dgar, to random
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I was going to buy a pocket calculator.

Then I realised that l don’t have that many pockets.

Lichtenbergian,
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@dgar

NWBison, to HashtagGames
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#PunAnything #HashTagGames
h/t Mrs. Bison

dgar, to random
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Southern lights? Yeah, sure, okay, here ya go…

smurthys, to HashtagGames
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I kneed dough. 🥟💰

Wildflowers4megan, to Cat
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My beautiful #princess #hobit #warrior #princess #cat.
The poor vet gets confused about her name. But she really answers to anything said with reverence and affection. #royalty

NWBison, to HashtagGames
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I asked the man carrying a 12-foot pole onto the bus, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”

He replied lyrically, “No, I’m a Svede, but how did you know my name vas Valter?”

#PunAnything #HashTagGames

gcobbum, to HashtagGames
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Driving for Uber, last night was great, except for the fare to Middlin.


jimbob, to random
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About 0.1% of the photos from the big camera, taken from Dunalley. I have not turned up the saturation on any of these, in some I've turned it down...

Multi-coloured aurora over water
Red and green aurora over water
Purple, pink and green aurora over water

sknob, to random French
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J’évite de trop parler politique et de commenter l’actu à chaud ici parce que j’ai déjà trop donné avant et ailleurs, mais parfois je craque. Désolé pour vos TL si vous avez été affecté-e-s. Ça ne devrait pas se reproduire trop souvent.

Parlons plutôt du concours de la chanson 😇

0xRavenBlack, to random
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Just saw a goth girl trying to make coffee. She said, 'I like my coffee like I like my soul... dark and bitter.' ☕️🖤

dataandpolitics, to india Spanish
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Absolute boss.

#India #Dogs #dogsofmastodon

skoombidoombis, to HashtagGames
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These are all puntastic toots tonight.

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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. Pun indented


madbarrister, to HashtagGames
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It's all fun and games until someone loses an I


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