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dgar, 2 hours ago to random
rood, 39 minutes ago @dgar it's its own reward, I guess. I think looser might come loose and be a loser in the end tho
@dgar it's its own reward, I guess.
I think looser might come loose and be a loser in the end tho
dgar, 38 minutes ago @lemming 🤭
@lemming 🤭
dgar, 3 hours ago to random The Book of Cat by Andy Robinson. I steal their jokes so I’m giving their book a plug. Link to the paperback on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com.au/Book-CAT-Andy-Robinson/dp/0645493937
The Book of Cat by Andy Robinson.
I steal their jokes so I’m giving their book a plug.
Link to the paperback on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com.au/Book-CAT-Andy-Robinson/dp/0645493937
dgar, 4 hours ago to random If you have Pet Insurance and your cat has to stay overnight at the vet's, do you get a Courtesy cat? Asking furry friend.
If you have Pet Insurance and your cat has to stay overnight at the vet's, do you get a Courtesy cat?
Asking furry friend.
dgar, 4 hours ago @Henrysbridge 🤭
@Henrysbridge 🤭
dgar, 4 hours ago @jaycee I’m not monetising my stolen content! 😅
@jaycee I’m not monetising my stolen content! 😅
dgar, 4 hours ago to random I can always count on my calculator.
I can always count on my calculator.
Kahte, 4 hours ago @dgar Bisous du lundi Dgar 😘😘😘😘
@dgar Bisous du lundi Dgar 😘😘😘😘
dgar, 4 hours ago @Kahte 🤗🥰
@Kahte 🤗🥰
dgar, 10 hours ago (edited 7 hours ago) to random The place I’m working for is looking to hire an IT infrastructure technician. If this sounds like you, and you’re interested in a lifestyle change from the big city, drop me a DM for the deets.
The place I’m working for is looking to hire an IT infrastructure technician. If this sounds like you, and you’re interested in a lifestyle change from the big city, drop me a DM for the deets.
DanielEriksson, 3 hours ago @dgar @clintvs I passed through Gladstone on the way to Heron Island. Nice place!
@dgar @clintvs I passed through Gladstone on the way to Heron Island. Nice place!
dgar, 3 hours ago @DanielEriksson @clintvs ✌️😁👍
@DanielEriksson @clintvs ✌️😁👍
dgar, 15 hours ago to random The other half asked me if I could clear the kitchen table. I had to get a running start but, the answer is yes.
The other half asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but, the answer is yes.
amiserabilist, 13 hours ago @dgar
@dgar
dgar, 13 hours ago @amiserabilist 🤭
@amiserabilist 🤭
dgar, 16 hours ago to random Dong. Ding Dong. ~ James Bond’s doorbell.
Dong. Ding Dong. ~ James Bond’s doorbell.
luis_in_brief, 14 hours ago @dgar groan (also immediately sent to siblings)
@dgar groan (also immediately sent to siblings)
dgar, 14 hours ago @luis_in_brief 😁
@luis_in_brief 😁
dgar, 22 hours ago to random I was going to buy a pocket calculator. Then I realised that l don’t have that many pockets.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator.
Then I realised that l don’t have that many pockets.
Lichtenbergian, 22 hours ago @dgar
dgar, 22 hours ago @Lichtenbergian 🫶
@Lichtenbergian 🫶
dgar, 1 day ago to random
prefec2, 1 day ago @dgar Punctuation marks can save lives.
@dgar Punctuation marks can save lives.
xs4me2, 1 day ago @dgar Sure…
@dgar Sure…
dgar, 1 day ago to random Southern lights? Yeah, sure, okay, here ya go…
Southern lights? Yeah, sure, okay, here ya go…
ronanmcd, 1 day ago @dgar majestic
@dgar majestic
mina, 1 day ago @dgar Actually, yesterday they were southern lights in Ushuaia, Argentina (the world's southernmost town at 54°S). https://cdn.jwplayer.com/previews/Sqr9FRnA
Actually, yesterday they were southern lights in Ushuaia, Argentina (the world's southernmost town at 54°S).
https://cdn.jwplayer.com/previews/Sqr9FRnA
dgar, 1 day ago to random Stationary supplies turned up and they’ve given me cardboard instead of paper. I’m writing them a stiff letter.
Stationary supplies turned up and they’ve given me cardboard instead of paper.
I’m writing them a stiff letter.
Kahte, 1 day ago @dgar Bisous du dimanche mon Dgar 😘 😘 😘 😘
@dgar Bisous du dimanche mon Dgar 😘 😘 😘 😘
dgar, 22 hours ago @Kahte 🤗
@Kahte 🤗
dgar, 1 day ago to random Tried tap dancing once. Kept falling into the bath.
Tried tap dancing once.
Kept falling into the bath.
katzenberger, 1 day ago @dgar Please progress slowly - try lap dancing first.
@dgar Please progress slowly - try lap dancing first.
dgar, 1 day ago @katzenberger 😏
@katzenberger 😏
dgar, 2 days ago to random Sick chemist? If you can’t tritium. If you can’t helium. If you can’t curium. You gotta barium.
Sick chemist?
If you can’t tritium.
If you can’t helium.
If you can’t curium.
You gotta barium.
Kahte, 2 days ago @dgar Bisous du samedi Dgar 😘 😘 😘 😘
@dgar Bisous du samedi Dgar 😘 😘 😘 😘
sharky5740, 2 days ago @dgar Tellurium they're a Boron. They didn't know what they Hafnium until they Argon.
@dgar Tellurium they're a Boron. They didn't know what they Hafnium until they Argon.
dgar, 2 days ago to random Burned my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used Aloha temperature.
Burned my Hawaiian pizza.
Should have used Aloha temperature.
gpnaturephotos, 2 days ago @dgar That’ll teach you to put pineapple on a pizza!
@dgar That’ll teach you to put pineapple on a pizza!
haploc, 2 days ago @dgar "how to burn 800 calories in just 30 minutes?"
@dgar "how to burn 800 calories in just 30 minutes?"
dgar, 2 days ago to random As a kid, I’d eat yeast and sit in the oven. That’s just how I was raised.
As a kid, I’d eat yeast and sit in the oven.
That’s just how I was raised.
timrichards, 2 days ago @dgar You might say you were self-raising
@dgar You might say you were self-raising
fkamiah17, 2 days ago @dgar Got a classic for your Dad jokes collection ...
@dgar Got a classic for your Dad jokes collection ...