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emmreef

@emmreef@mastodon.world

Elephants are better than birds. Kicked off Twitter for calling Elon a lying bitch. Likes a #pint & petting a #dog or #cat. In a flyover state in America. Bears, Cubs, & #Boardgames.

Alt account @emmreef1

Let's play some #hashtaggames

Header: Pop-tart mascot holding sign that says "dreams really do come true"
Profile pic: man with handlebar mustache and machine on head

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There is no hope for these people


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Swimming less than 1 hour after eating


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Checking out 11 items in the 10 items or less lane


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Sharing your Netflix password


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Back that aspartame up


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Pour some high fructose corn syrup on me


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Ice Cream tonight baby

emmreef,
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@alfredo_liberal 2 scoops

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SrRochardBunson, to random

Pat
Robertson
Is
Dead
Everybody
!

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is dead

Still one of the funniest images of him

emmreef,
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@paul ok I have to search for that now

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To teens in every horror movie... don't have sex in the abandoned cabin in the creepy forest


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Going to Toys R Us & Blockbuster


video/mp4

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Wearing hypercolor shirts which probably lead to increased groping


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Feeding their Tamagotchis


SrRochardBunson, to random

As part of the merger, the PGA will control holes 1-8 and 12-18.

The Saudis do 9-11.

emmreef,
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emmreef, to random
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Thank you for teaching me how to fix stuff with a ball point pen and some pocket lint


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Instead of "a chicken in every pot", the campaign slogan is going to be "a ventilator tube down every throat"


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Trapper Long John MD


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Never get less than 12 hours sleep…

Never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city…

And never go near a lady who’s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body…

Now, you stick with that… everything else is cream cheese.


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accept you just the way you are

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blue out ads like nipples on a basic cable show

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