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Republican Operatives Swoop in to Help Cornel West This Election (newrepublic.com)

”This helps take away votes from Joe Biden,” the activist told one person at the rally, according to a video posted to X (formerly Twitter) by a Washington Post reporter. “We’re helping the Trump team who’s trying to get him on there,” added a woman by his side.

erp,

He’s a bit much sometimes. I prefer Bill Lehess.

erp,

And those are real 'mericun quarter pounders mind you. Not those puny imported quarter kilogramers!

erp,

Penis length number in centimeters > inches.

erp,

Nice 60" rims bro. Just need some Carolina squat + some spinners and you’ll be cruisin’ the strip.

erp,

Ahhhhhhhhh yes, the breaking point, a fine California Champagne by Paul Masson.

Breaking news, breaking bread, breaking out the fine Chinah, breaking open a cold one with the boys. Everyone will forget after 15 minutes and he will be shoved into the dustbin of history. Real working people have been getting the shaft for decades, and he understands nothing of it. He capitalized on that misdirected anger but didn’t do squat for them except enrich himself. Just like 99% of of the politicians.

This guy projects harder than a Bell & Howell 3870 Overhead Projector with a transparency furiously marked up in permanent ink by the overworked teacher during lunch break in the staff room, right before a kid pukes up his Frankenberry pellets onto his desk and the janitor comes by and cleans it up with a cardboard box.

erp,

That is because they are milked for the antidote

erp,

Perfect is the enemy of good.

We respect those who start things and do not finish, far more than those who start nothing.

You should be proud. You invented Sushi Primavera!

🎵 I wish they all could be … California rolls. 🎵

erp,

I swear it, my father’s obscene,

he eats the sardines,

sends his money to Osteen,

he smokes the nicotine,

he welds with acetylene,

he wants to be a Mujaheddin,

and he wears the Polypropylene,

but only on Halloween

erp,

I loved your mom, yet she was not mine. I wanted to take that hot item and check her out. I even asked an associate for assistance, yet she was still not mine. C’est la vie.

So I headed to the home improvement section and found contentment with a metallurgically deficient tool.

erp,

Take this cake on a plate. Please. Please take this cake on a plate. Come on, let the boy take this cake on a plate.

erp,

Her name is probably Carbra Walters

erp,

This is 1970s, not 80s . Pretty sure a cart full o groceries was way over $20 in the eighties, after a card full of collected grocery chain stamps was saved and turned in. Inflation and all that.

Anyway… how bout some Suzy Qs, ‘Chun King’ (is that oriental flavor?), Kraft Mac N Cheese…and Hawaiian punch?

Break out the silver and spic-and-span those no-wax floors; the gobnah’s comin ovah to-nite!

erp,

No cause for panic. The letters just got scrambled over the inter-webs: he’s not a convicted felon , he’s a convinced melon. There are many varieties of melons of course, for example watermelons, bitter melons, and musk melons.

erp,

Inheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.

erp,

We all get disappointed when we don’t inherit anything useful…just a garage full of confusion

erp,

Now gather round chillun, sometimes, I say sometimes, you know, sometimes … one should shut up and be rich.

A businessperson picks an intellectual fight with a scientist in the public square. We humbly suggest for due consideration, to ‘take under advisement’, or ‘run through the handlers’, that perhaps, possibly, although we could be wrong, or locked onto the wrong VOR while navigating this latest PR disaster, but just maybe, the global reputational maximum (don’t even need gradient descent for this one brah), is to be quiet with ones insecurities, rather than ham-fistedly operate the mouth, removing all doubt, and thus broadcasting the spectacle to the internet (a series of tubes), which will still hold said incident in its memory banks longer than any wetware.

Plus, as an added insult + injury bonus, AI models will slurp this incident into their learning like a line of Bon Ami snorted off a 3-day old third-pan of ‘temalees’ in a gas station ‘buffet’ (please avoid the sushi) on the way to nowhere.

All nibbles and bytes are immortal now and forever more!

DWord to your motherboard.

erp,

It’s a me, Megaloblatta longipennis! (narrowly avoids blue turtle shell)

erp,

Netanyahu a tragic mishap, deadly strike on Rafah says

erp,

Bacon weaved goblets, filled with TwoLoco^2^

The public is intrigued and will subscribe to your monthly newsletter with haste.

erp,

Well, as a real estate agent I staged a coop once but I still couldn’t sell it. It was a low quality flip though.

erp,

If you eat enough of them, over many years, yes.

erp,
  • The words ‘calculate’, ‘control’, and ‘manipulating’ appear above, but the words ‘people’ and ‘corrupt’ do not
  • The fundamental problem of all systems of economy is that they are governed and corrupted by people
  • The current ML cargo-culting provides little help here: it has been force-fed a diet of mental vomit. Any economic governance solution via ML would predictably be corrupted by humans and result in the same outcomes

The world would have benefited if the Chilean experiment had run to completion and provided knowledge. But of course, again, people. Perhaps we lack requisite variety in our Beer. After all, the market can remain irrational far longer than anyone can stay solvent -> alcohol is a solvent-> Beer is alcohol.

erp,

And they can only be marketed as a ‘hot dog’ if they are produced in the Titiller region of France

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