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faticake, 2 months ago to random

My stickers are here ​:scremcat:​

faticake, 2 months ago to random

Started whipping homemade body butter before drinking my morning coffee and read 2 grams of vitamin E as 10 grams ​:catto:​

The result is definitely not a whipped consistency. But vitamin E won’t kill me, right ​:cate:​

astrosaur, 2 months ago to random

the world may be on eternal fire but merriam-webster has sanctioned my desire to end a sentence with a preposition

faticake, 2 months ago to random

No joke, I’ve had to report to school while COVID positive. It’s funny ’cause it’s true

RE: https://med-mastodon.com/users/luckytran/statuses/112029857650484027

faticake, 2 months ago to random

Another 2:00 a.m.-er. Thought I would finish this book an hour early but kept having to stop because I was crying. What a beautifully written story

https://www.danielnayeri.com/everythingsadisuntrue

faticake, 2 months ago to random

I recently joined a weekly vocal workshop and we’ve been doing this three-part harmony song. I think it’s supposed to be joyous but Jenny from Forrest Gump immediately came to mind. Now I can’t help but feel sad whenever I sing it. Sigh. SadGirl™

https://youtu.be/sngpFyMHoJU

kalayo, 2 months ago to random

putting the chow in ka-chow

Josiah_Walrus, 2 months ago to random

What do you call it when you have imposter syndrome but also feel that all of your colleagues and administrators are imposters too?

Joke answers and serious answers welcome. Bonus points if you coin a term

There I go grading people again!.

teacherbuknoy, 2 months ago to Philippines

In another shit attempt to criminalize drag performances in the Philippines, drag queen Pura Luka Vega has once again been arrested after Quezon City court released a warrant of arrest for them. They have already been arrested (and has since posted bail) after some sectors filed complaints for them impersonating the religious icon Jesus Christ in one of their drag performances. #Philippines #Drag

Last February 26, Pura Luka Vega posted bail amounting to 720,000 pesos for 6 counts of Violation of Article 201 — Immoral Doctrines, Obscene Publications, and Exhibition and Indecent Shows of the Revised Penal Code in relation to Section 6 of R.A. 10175 (Cybercrime Prevention Act of 2012) in Pasay City after city prosecutor found partial merit in the complaint filed by the Kapisanan ng mga Social Media Brodkaster ng Pilipinas. Earlier today, Luka was arrested after a QC court issued a warrant of arrest for 3 counts of the same crime. This stemmed from a complaint filed against them by three churches affiliated with the Philippines for Jesus Movement. The recommended bail is 360,000 pesos. To those who would like to help Luka for their bail and legal fees, Naia Black will handle the donation drive. Pura Luka Vega is being represented in court by Leflegis.

faticake, 2 months ago to random

I wanna make that potato chip and caviar thing that Dave Chang did for Seth Rogen and Ike Barinholtz ​:sadcat:​

18+ DocCarms, 2 months ago to random

NW:

mylastsenbei, 2 months ago to random

There's a girl here in Starbucks who is making the couch area her own personal playground. SOOOOOOOO ANNOYING. Sana mahulog. #salbaheba
#parentsdontdisciplinetheirkidsanymore

faticake, 2 months ago to random

💯

yvanspijk, 3 months ago to random

'Former' was formed by combining Middle English 'forme' ("first") and '-er', so at the time it literally meant "firster".

'Foremost' is peculiar too: it used to be 'formest' - 'forme' plus '-est', so literally "firstest" - but the part '-mest' was replaced by unrelated 'most'.

Here's more:

faticake, 3 months ago to random

I recently learned that Sue Grafton cowrote the screenplay to a 1983 movie adaptation of Agatha Christie’s A Carribean Mystery

#AgathaChristie
#whodunit

faticake, 3 months ago to random

"Sources say that Daria said this exact statement last week."

RE: https://zirk.us/users/grammargirl/statuses/111970273510049133

mzedp, 3 months ago to photography Spanish

Photography is hard.

#Photography #Raleigh #NorthCarolina #Birds #BirdPhotography #wildlifephotography

A photo of a dark headed duck swimming on a lake.
A close up photo of a brown salamander on some branches.
a photo of an eagle in flight with wings spread

admin, 3 months ago to random

Seems that the spam filter deployed now is working. Logs show successful filtering of all the mentions, minus some edge cases.

We've also now switched to Cloudflare Turnstile as captcha, because hCaptcha is extremely annoying to deal with.

If you get mentioned in spam, please link me the note below this post. I'll see what I can do. ​:blobfoxfloof:​

faticake, 3 months ago to random

I’ve been simply ignoring all the recent spam ’cause I’m too tired to lift a finger. Any tips for an old?

faticake, 3 months ago to Philippines

May Marty’s pala dito. Wasak

#Philippines
#food

itikmay, 3 months ago to random

Binge-reading Elena Ferrante the past weeks 😵‍💫