gabboman

puppygirlhornypost, 2 days ago to random

global feed is actually chaos lmao

lea, 7 days ago to random

i wonder if a post could quote itself

gabboman, 9 days ago to random

I like music with deep meaning

#Two-trucks-having-sex-Two-trucks-having-sex-My-muscles #my-muscles-Involuntarily-flex-Two-trucks-having-sex-Two-trucks-having-sex-My-muscles #my-muscles-Involuntarily-flex-Two-pickup-trucks-Making-love-American-made-Built-Ford-tough-Two-beautiful-Murder-machines-American-angels-in-the-sky-Grown-men-cry-Two-trucks-having-sex-(oh #yes)-Two-trucks-having-sex-(oh%20Two%20trucks%20having%20sex%20(oh) #yes)-My-muscles-(uh)%20My%20muscles%20(uh)) #my-muscles-(uh)-Involuntarily-flex-(huh)-Two-trucks%20Involuntarily%20flex%20(huh)%20Two%20trucks) #having-sex-(oh #yes)-Two-trucks%20Two%20trucks) #having-sex-(oh #yes)-My-muscles-(uh)%20My%20muscles%20(uh)) #my-muscles-(uh)-Involuntarily-flex-(ha)-Right-by-my-side-There's-ZZ-Top-And-Robert-Z'Dar-From-Maniac-Cop-1%20Involuntarily%20flex%20(ha)%20Right%20by%20my%20side%20There's%20ZZ%20Top%20And%20Robert%20Z'Dar%20From%20Maniac%20Cop%201) #2 #and-3-This-barbecue-could-bring-you-to-your-knees-And-so-could-these-Two-trucks-Two-trucks-holding-hands-Two-trucks-holding-hands-The-passion #the-passion-Is-more-than-I-can-withstand-Two-trucks-holding-hands-Two-trucks-holding-hands-The-passion #the-passion-My-big-fat-heart-expands-Two-pickup-trucks-One-cylinder-block-Crush-my-body-Like-a-rock-So-beautiful-No-stars-tonight-Just-fireworks-and-eagles-in-the-sky-The-Founding-Fathers-cry-Two-trucks-having-sex-(oh #yes)-Two-trucks-having-sex-(oh%20Two%20trucks%20having%20sex%20(oh) #yes)-My-muscles-(uh)%20My%20muscles%20(uh)) #my-muscles-(uh)-Involuntarily-flex-Two-trucks%20Involuntarily%20flex%20Two%20trucks) #having-sex-(oh #yes)-Two-trucks%20Two%20trucks) #having-sex-(oh #yes)-My-muscles-(uh)%20My%20muscles%20(uh)) #my-muscles-(uh)-Involuntarily%20Involuntarily) #huh #flex-Two-trucks-having-sex-Two-trucks-having-sex-My-muscles #my-muscles-Involuntarily-flex-Two-trucks-having-sex-Two-trucks-having-sex-My-muscles #my-muscles-Involuntarily-flex-Two-trucks-(having-sex)-Two-trucks-(having-sex)-Two-trucks-(having-sex%20Two%20trucks%20(having%20sex)%20Two%20trucks%20(having%20sex) #having-sex #having-sex)-Two-trucks-(having-sex)-Two-trucks-(having-sex)-Two-trucks-(having-sex%20Two%20trucks%20(having%20sex)%20Two%20trucks%20(having%20sex)%20Two%20trucks%20(having%20sex) #having-sex #having-sex))

gabboman, 9 days ago to random

BLUESKY HAS NO DMS YET??????

gabboman, 9 days ago to random

videogame idea: YOU ARE A SKELETON CHEF.

Title of the game: BONE APETIT

atomicpoet, 10 days ago to random

Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines is a great 90s PC game. It is genuinely a great RTS. Perhaps it’s one of the greatest Spanish-made games of all time. Commando was a big success, selling 1 million copies, and many people remember it fondly.

But it’s also not user-friendly, and it takes a really long time to understand. I’ve had this game for 10 years. Multiple times, I abandoned the game because the learning curve was just too much. Only recently, because I was highly motivated to finally “crack” this game, have I finally understood how it works.

The biggest problem is there’s no hovertext around buttons. There’s nothing that tells you what anything does. It therefore takes a lot of trial and error to figure things out.

Yes, there’s a tutorial but it isn’t very interactive. But even without the tutorial, it’s easy to forget things. Hovertext would be so easy to implement just as a nice reminder, and it would improve quality of life drastically.

That said, once you get past those humps, there’s fun to be had with Commandos. What separates it from other RTS games of the era is that, instead of base-building, you command a small group that goes on stealth missions behind enemy territory.

And you have to be quite careful with how you neutralize the enemy because the moment they see you, they will do everything in their power to kill you. The moment you lose one man, the game is over.

The stealth invites a lot of creativity. You could blow up a building to create a distraction while your other men disable the perimeter. Or you can crawl your towards the machine gunner, knife him in the back, then blow up a gas canister to kill the rest of the enemy in one go.

Graphically, this is quite 90s in its aesthetic. Sometimes I forget that isometric perspectives were the height of 3D graphics, especially on PC. I like the textures and the environments. However, sometimes your men are hard to see.

I wish this game had a soundtrack. However, the silence builds up the suspense. The ambient sounds make me feel like I’m walking a tightrope.

At one time the developer, Pyro Studios, was a premiere developer of RTS games. They made an expansion pack and two sequels. Praetorians and Imperial Glory were two other RTS games they made. Unfortunately, Planet 51 didn’t succeed, and Pyro Studios was forced to lay off many employees. Last I checked, they make mobile games.

Nowadays, this is an inexpensive game. Steam sells it for C$5.69, while GOG.com includes the original game and the Beyond the Call of Duty expansion pack together for C$8.19. That’s pretty good value!

If you can get through the steep learning curve, Commandos can be fun.

Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines screenshot (RTX 3080 Ti)
Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines screenshot (RTX 3080 Ti)
Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines screenshot (RTX 3080 Ti)

gabboman, 10 days ago to random

mac? MAC MAC MAC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LljQaMlXP08

gabboman, 12 days ago to random

love starting a cs2 game and getting called slurs

gabboman, 16 days ago to random

"Please do not post links in mastodon they make my website to die". It depends a lot on what you're hosting. Some people is not ready for the hit, other times its a "skill issue".

I just want to say two things:

• The mastodon team is aware of it https://gist.github.com/renchap/3ae0df45b7b4534f98a8055d91d52186
• I like the 5th solution proposed in the document. Its easier to do this than to add something new to the ap protocol.
• BEHOLD, my initial implementation of the 5th solution, solution5

Its an initial version of the project, a toy version of it. Could be improved. Right now its basically bullmq to make sure that petitions get done "in an orderly fashion" and to avoid "oh we got 3 petitions for the same url quickly, so 3 petitions it goes". Also redis for cacheing the results (no permament storage yet).

Future extensions include the posibility of also do image cache, and to change the implementation of the way we get the link preview, because basically I am just using a library and thats it.

The project feels like this:

lea, 17 days ago to random

oh let me try something actually

lea, 17 days ago to random

they should make a graphics driver where every single display pixel is exposed individually in /sys

gabboman, 18 days ago to random

New emoji pack added: blobcats

:A_BlobCat_Approach: :A_BlobCat_Attention: :A_BlobCat_AttentionRev: :A_BlobCat_Bongo: :A_BlobCat_Bop: :A_BlobCat_Bounce: :A_BlobCat_BounceFast: :A_BlobCat_Googly_Party: :A_BlobCat_Googly_Bongo: :A_BlobCat_Googly_BongoFaster: :A_BlobCat_Googly_BongoHyper: :A_BlobCat_Rave: :BlobCat_GhostIce: #im-gonna-make-the-search-case-insensitive-too-once-my-friend-javascript-pushes-his-update

gabboman, 20 days ago to random

Wafrn now has emojis! :ablobfoxdundundunowo: :ablobfoxdundundunowo: :ablobfoxdundundunowo:

jo, 22 days ago to random

why the fuck did you assume i have a gender

gabboman, 25 days ago to random

https://theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elon-musk-dead-at-52-misinformation-laws/

gabboman, 27 days ago to random

OH FUCK THE WATER SHADER BROKE

video of the sea. you can see sharks and stuff. there are no water refractions nor caustics hence the joke of THE WATER SHADER BROKE

gabboman, 27 days ago to OH

bee careful if you use php

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQdRT2odUIk

#OH-FUCK-IT-APPLIES-TO-ONE-OF-MY-SERVERS

javi, 29 days ago to random

Since I've a new work laptop without a goblin dev environment, I think I'm going to use it as an excuse to install the docker branch there and iron down the last details so we can take it to master already.

RE: https://goblin.band/notes/9s92oktgu6bg5w5q

lea, 1 month ago to random

I really wish there was notification grouping so I could just see which post got how many interactions instead of having to scroll through a giant list

mcc, 1 month ago to random

So I'm going through a hell upgrade of mysql https://mastodon.social/@mcc/112294139220776280 and the only reason this is a problem is because one of the Wordpress tables got mangled during an upgrade. In fact, the only reason I am running Mysql is to support Wordpress. I don't really want to be running Mysql. Or Wordpress. But I set up this website in 2006, and now I'm stuck maintaining Wordpress, and the Mysql it depends on, and the Ubuntu THAT depends on, for like… the rest of my life. Every new LTS, a jolt of pain

javi, 1 month ago to random

Acabo de salir de mi centro de salud (centro de salud Los Castillos , en Alcorcón). Iba a pedir cita en el mostrador porque desde la app de cita previa no me salía ninguna (lleva así meses).

La primera cita que me podían dar es para el 23 de mayo. 23 de mayo. Más de un mes de espera.

Me han dicho que en el turno de tarde tenían siete médicos para atender los pacientes que lleva ese centro. Hace unos meses les han dejado con tres. Tres.

En Alcorcón hay siete centros de salud públicos. Tocan a 24.000 personas cada uno. Y en el turno de tarde del mío han dejado a tres médicos.

Quiero ir a quemar la sede de la comunidad de Madrid.