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heydo,

Wife taught our dog to crawl.

She was trying to teach the dog to lay down and stay while she backed away with the treat. Our dog figured that if she kept her belly on the floor and crawled over to the treat it should be fine…

So my wife said “Good crawl!”, and kept working on it with the dog. Now the dog crawls on command.

heydo,

When the zombie was pulled out of the well. Just not worth it for me.

heydo,

For me it’s:

Step 1: Google

Step 2: Open stackoverflow link

Step 3: Read a bunch of people yelling at OP about why their question/issue is dumb and that they need to Google more.

Step 4: Find what might possibly be an answer to the question but it is written in a way that leaves out half the knowledge I would need to correctly interpret the answer because this person just assumes I know everything there is to know about programming already. Meaning I would never have need to ask the question in the first place, duh.

Step 5: Leave computer in disgust and maybe try rubbing two sticks together to make a fire that I can use to burn everything down…

heydo,

And that is why Linux isn’t as widely distributed as Windows. Linux is great, if you know what you are doing. But most of the world doesn’t have the time needed to learn Linux well enough to avoid major fuck-ups like this.

Linux gives you a wall of text when all the user did (at least what they thought they did) is say install this program. The system ask “Are you sure?” And the user is like “Yes, just do it!” I can’t imagine anything on Windows doing that lol.

I like Linux and I think it’s great, but I can certainly understand why the majority of people are wary of it.

heydo,

That’s the show, thank you! I was thinking X-Files but I just knew it was wrong.

heydo,

What I find most interesting about the game is experiencing the characters stories and their reasoning for their actions. The gameplay is fine enough to keep it interesting for me.

heydo,

I’m the Hipplowplapotamus

My rhymes are bottomless…

heydo,

Ts Ln ented…

I don’t know how you do it man. That is really difficult.

heydo,

“What hairstyle would you like?”

Bucket.

heydo,

4 5 therefore 9

9 and 9 therefore 18

18 and 18 therefore 36

4 5 therefore 9

heydo,

This is what happens when people are forced to repress themselves in order to fit in with what society says is acceptable.

What they want becomes bad but they still fantasize about it. So the fantasy’s become twisted and perverse. If this person was allowed to be who they wanted to be they may not have gone down such a dark path. It really just makes me sad to see things like this.

heydo,

That isn’t normal. But being raised in the south where you are expected to be the gender you were born with, and then having to suppress your true feelings, leads to associating those feelings with “sick pervert” actions.

heydo,

Someone with a fantastic cake making hobby.

heydo,

I have used this method for wood plank flooring.

Have someone stand on the gap of the two boards (they should be ensuring the two boards are level with each other.)

Take a pry-bar (crowbar) and push the flooring from the edge (may have to remove quarter-round that is covering it).

Basically you are pushing the entire floor to get the boards to snap together. The person standing on the gap helps to ensure the boards are level with each other and prevents the other side of the flooring from moving. It can take some trial and error to figure out. You want enough weight on the opposite side so that the planks will snap together.

I haven’t worked with vinyl planks so not too familiar with them. With the wood ones you had to be careful not to break the tongue sections.

heydo,

Ok so I see what the CNC one is, but what does CBT stand for? Cock butt taint therapy?

heydo,

Boy howdy, you sure are committed to your idiot perspective aren’t you?

heydo,

You and me both, but some people have no soul.

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