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i_simp_4_tedcruz, to news in Americans don't want to fight for their country anymore

Accepted.

However for this to work, we have to physically relocate Miami.

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to politics in MTG Is Trashing Lauren Boebert as a ‘Whore’ to GOP Colleagues

Ok, so here’s what happened, buddy. Crazy usually means reduced inhibitions. Reduced inhibitions= good in bed because you’re not overthinking, you’re just doing what feels awesome.

Then you go out with a girl that’s not batshit insane and doesn’t go from 0-100 with everyone they bang, right away. You’re disappointed. Why does it feel like this normal girl isn’t obsessed with my body immediately? Why is she holding back? It can’t be you, so you attribute it to her being bad in bed rather than the obvious answer that she’s learning you and isn’t completely comfortable yet.

That kind of stuff comes with time. Unless you’re batshit insane.

Tldr: you rushed it with the “normal girls” and you could probably spend some more time growing close to them before declaring them inferior in bed.

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to workreform in One Mississippi

That’s how multiplication by 1000 works

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to 3dprinting in If it works, it works...

Have they not invented blue painters tape where you’re from?

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to movies in Gen Z is turned off by onscreen sex, wants no-mance over romance, a new study finds

I just hate the wet noises that accompany it. Same thing with kissing scenes where they have a shotgun mic basically inside their mouths. It drives my sensory issues up a wall.

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to mtg in How do you all play Magic: The Gathering these days?

Angrily. The game is full of ropers, trolls, toxic players playing the toxic mechanic. I’d like to love this game, but it’s a bunch of sweat lords playing bitch mechanics all trying to prove who’s the biggest scumbag.

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to politics in Sidney Powell pleads guilty in deal with prosecutors over efforts to overturn Trump loss in Georgia

This could have been a real punishment if they made her hand sign a letter to every Georgian over voting age. That’s justice. Let her chatgpt the letter. Also make her sign every single one 5 days a week, 8 hours a day until she’s done.

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to politics in Sidney Powell pleads guilty in deal with prosecutors over efforts to overturn Trump loss in Georgia

Cool man. You finally made a comment that made me conjure an image that was so gross that I had to cleanse my palate by reading something more wholesome. I chose your username.

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to news in ‘Horrific’: 189 bodies found and removed from Colorado ‘green’ funeral home

Nobody wants to talk about the fact that this is very clearly a former Pizza Hut?

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to microblogmemes in Imagine

Yeah. .01% seems small, but that means that out of every 10,000 Teslas sold, one of them has already caught fire. That’s a ridiculously huge number

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to microblogmemes in Imagine

Ho mangiato la cipolla

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to lemmyshitpost in Think anyone would notice?

There’s got to be a better term dude

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to lemmyshitpost in Think anyone would notice?

Sooo… New Orleans?

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to lemmyshitpost in Think anyone would notice?

I’m into it, and I can see mexico and Cuba being into it as well.

i_simp_4_tedcruz, to linuxmemes in i find it's a great tool.

To ask a different question… what was wrong with initd? I’m the better part of a decade stale at this point but I don’t know that I ever ran into an edge case that initd couldn’t handle with a little massaging

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