Lemminary, Now with the chair, Marge! And drag her into the mud pit like in the good old days of your hometown rodeos
ettyblatant, Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
CharlesDarwin, I think Marge is just jealous about Qbert. A lot of Karen energy here. I bet anything Marge would have loved to be taken to the same show and do some dry cranking of her own.
twisted28, This is one reason why the culture war is a joke. These people may claim to be “Christians” and morally superior but the reality (which is glaringly obvious and well known) is these people are immoral trash. No integrity whatsoever. It would be more believable if these people were actually decent.
rothaine, Why are we giving these two attention
Dkarma, Watching the snake eat itself sells?
cro_magnon_gilf, Because they’re the best kind of political opponents
afraid_of_zombies, I am waiting to hear the downside
captain_aggravated, In the words of Londo Mollari: Ladies, ladies please…continue.
afraid_of_zombies, How many Centurions does it take to change a lightbulb?
captain_aggravated, *Centauri
Just one. But in the old days of the Republic, ten thousand slaves would change ten thousand light bulbs at our slightest whim!
YeetPics, Who?
HurlingDurling, MTG = Congresswoman Leather-Face
Bobert = Congresswoman Trailerpark Barbie
PeckerBrown, Sporkfoot throwing shade on Hoebert? That’s like shit insulting puke.
Spendrill, Mood music: piped.video/watch?v=e9cZDnRWamY
jumbodumbo, Magic the gathering is doing WHAT?!?
Tolookah, It’s a new mechanic, trash a whore card puts it on the bottom of your discard pile, but if there are enough non-whore creatures above it in your discard, it gets resummoned, tapped.
dhork, I’ll tap that…
finestnothing, Any chance that you like Beetlejuice the musical? That may be your way in
rockSlayer,
FlyingSquid, And then he spent the next 7 years sucking Trump off.
rosymind, IDK. If you read the tweet in a BDSM light it all becomes clear…
I don’t think that’s what he meant, but it’s funnier
ivanafterall, With Lindsey Graham, there's a solid 90% chance that's what he meant.
Dkarma, Lady g is a master of double entendre.
yemmly, I’m pretty sure she meant it in a collegial sense, as in “peer” or “fellow traveler”.
Sterile_Technique, Does that make her the pot or the kettle?
ArgentRaven, The pot. The origin of the saying is a cast iron pot sees its own reflection in the shiny, stainless steel kettle and sees all black (the cast iron).
So it’s really projection. Calling out others what you see in yourself.
Mouselemming, That’s an interpretation from 1876, but the expression is much older than stainless steel. Originally it’s not that the kettle isn’t black, it’s that the pot is equally sooty from the ashes they both sit in. Which is a better fit for MTG and the Boeb, both tarred by the filth of the GOP.
From Wikipedia:
Origin
The earliest appearance of the idiom is in Thomas Shelton’s 1620 translation of the Spanish novel Don Quixote. The protagonist is growing increasingly restive under the criticisms of his servant Sancho Panza, one of which is that “You are like what is said that the frying-pan said to the kettle, ‘Avant, black-browes’.”[3] The Spanish text at this point reads: Dijo el sartén a la caldera, Quítate allá ojinegra (Said the pan to the pot, get out of there black-eyes).[4] It is identified as a proverb (refrán) in the text, functioning as a retort to the person who criticises another of the same defect that he plainly has. Among several variations, the one where the pan addresses the pot as culinegra (black-arse) makes clear that they are dirtied in common by contact with the cooking fire.[5]
This translation was also recorded in England soon afterwards as “The pot calls the pan burnt-arse” in John Clarke’s collection of proverbs, Paroemiologia Anglo-Latina (1639).
Wiki goes on to give the 1876 example, with the shiny kettle, as well.
FuglyDuck, I am now gonna start calling people burnt ass.
They will be confused. It will be glorious.
TallonMetroid, From Don Quixote! TIL
Additional_Prune, Hateful people sometimes get tired of hating scapegoats and take some time to hate each other. It’s like high school mean girls picking one of their own off from the herd.
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