i_simp_4_tedcruz

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i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Ok, so here’s what happened, buddy. Crazy usually means reduced inhibitions. Reduced inhibitions= good in bed because you’re not overthinking, you’re just doing what feels awesome.

Then you go out with a girl that’s not batshit insane and doesn’t go from 0-100 with everyone they bang, right away. You’re disappointed. Why does it feel like this normal girl isn’t obsessed with my body immediately? Why is she holding back? It can’t be you, so you attribute it to her being bad in bed rather than the obvious answer that she’s learning you and isn’t completely comfortable yet.

That kind of stuff comes with time. Unless you’re batshit insane.

Tldr: you rushed it with the “normal girls” and you could probably spend some more time growing close to them before declaring them inferior in bed.

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

That’s how multiplication by 1000 works

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Accepted.

However for this to work, we have to physically relocate Miami.

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Have they not invented blue painters tape where you’re from?

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

I just hate the wet noises that accompany it. Same thing with kissing scenes where they have a shotgun mic basically inside their mouths. It drives my sensory issues up a wall.

How do you all play Magic: The Gathering these days?

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i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Angrily. The game is full of ropers, trolls, toxic players playing the toxic mechanic. I’d like to love this game, but it’s a bunch of sweat lords playing bitch mechanics all trying to prove who’s the biggest scumbag.

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

I’m into it, and I can see mexico and Cuba being into it as well.

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Sooo… New Orleans?

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

There’s got to be a better term dude

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Cool man. You finally made a comment that made me conjure an image that was so gross that I had to cleanse my palate by reading something more wholesome. I chose your username.

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

This could have been a real punishment if they made her hand sign a letter to every Georgian over voting age. That’s justice. Let her chatgpt the letter. Also make her sign every single one 5 days a week, 8 hours a day until she’s done.

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Ho mangiato la cipolla

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Yeah. .01% seems small, but that means that out of every 10,000 Teslas sold, one of them has already caught fire. That’s a ridiculously huge number

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Nobody wants to talk about the fact that this is very clearly a former Pizza Hut?

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

To ask a different question… what was wrong with initd? I’m the better part of a decade stale at this point but I don’t know that I ever ran into an edge case that initd couldn’t handle with a little massaging

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

So run up until recently by the greatest generation still. Ugh

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Only because we have all our communication eggs in one basket

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, matey.

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

You mean c-tier acres Meghan Markle?

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

You can’t bully a jpg. You can, however, bully a link to a jpg that you don’t actually possess.

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

I’m starting to suspect that this game is dead. Played a draft today and got matched up (I’m bronze) against two golds in a row. If the game is just going to mug me for my draft money, they can get fucked.

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Right?

Name a single feature you’d like to see in a Switch 2

This is a weird one, but I’d love to see a reimplementation of the sensor bar. The gyro controls haven’t cut it for me. I like how the Wii U game pad had the sensor bar built in to the bezel. The real engineering nightmare would be squeezing IR cameras into the top of the Joycon

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

I shouldn’t have to do their work for them

i_simp_4_tedcruz,

Is the bug with Jerboa that no subscribed communities are showing up? From my point of view logged in now I only have access to lemmy.world communities

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