ivy

@ivy@cutie.city

19 She/They

sign the anti meta pact!!
https://fedipact.online/

I will not approve your follow request if I can't vibe check your profile. I need something to gage you by, and without a bio or any posts it's just a no go

Certified thrall
cottagecore Sapphic trans demigirl
starting to think I might be some flavor of bi

I'm the opposite of a high functioning individual. a low functioning person? non functioning? idk that's too much work to figure out

currently in university for computer science
rust has quickly become my favorite language

I'm a leftist, with the goal of trying to make the world a better place :trantifa: :tranarchy:

I'm the admin of an open registration kbin instance at https://fedi196.gay
you can reach out to me there at @ivy

formerly https://mastodon.social/@Ivy_gay
I'll leave it as an archive of my old posts
#noarchive #nobot

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

ivy, to threads

2 hours in of posting that should get me banned on and I still haven't gotten taken down. there is virtually no moderation, there is no means of bluring or CWing content, I have witnessed several porn accounts pop up. honestly that platform is a dumpster fire and I'm going to give up this little experiment because I'm tired boss

also attached is "content" you can expect to find on threads

one of many non CWed food posts as there is no mechanism for that and the people there don't care anyway

ivy, to random

I'm trying to speedrun a ban from threads, anyone have any suggestions?

ivy,

@nuz @yassie_j

various variations of advocating for violence against Mark Zuckerberg

ivy,

@bladie :ms_100_pride:

ivy,

@kkarhan lmfaoooooo

ivy,

@ailnoth yes lmaooo

ivy, to random

every time I hear someone call threads "decentralized" I take 3d10 psychic damage

ivy,

@luci ikr

there is only one threads instance and there will only ever be the one. I have no clue how it could be considered decentralized.

ivy,

@lunacb honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they only federated with the instances that they had the nda talks with

ivy,

@ivy also a cheeky lil federation test

ivy, to random

to everyone stuck in my follow requests, I'm sorry, the vibe check is pretty thorough but I'll try to get to you soon

ivy, to Futurology

I was writing my thoughts on the whole thing and it got a bit big so I put it up on my new blog https://ivytime.gay/posts/metametameta/

I don't think Threads is in a state that it should be federated with and I don't think it ever will be

ivy,

@ophiocephalic awesome! :blobfox_laugh_sweat:​

ivy,

@Swampwulf :bugcat_hearts:​

ivy,

@ampersand thank youuuuuuu :bugcat_hearts:​

That would definitely be pretty wack if they moderated us without moderating themselves. Good thing we won't be federated to them at all :dracthyr_hehe:​

ivy,

@alex_the_average @ampersand
thank you, I'm really glad you liked it :blobfox_blush:

it's sooo hard getting the ideas out but once I start, it just keeps flowing :cat_giggle:

ivy, to random

if your sci fi doesn't have gay space druid enbys don't talk to me lol

ivy, to random

@ivy test

ivy, to random

hey I was wondering if anyone with a blog knew of a good tool for keeping track of views

I just want to keep track of views and I don't even really care if they're unique, I just want to have some idea of what kind of traffic it has

ivy,

@eri that's really cool, I think I'll use that for fedi196

sadly my blog is on github pages so I don't have access to logs

ivy,

@eri yeah lol

I'll try goatcounter but I may get rid of it because yeahhh lol

ivy,

@hugolego @eri thanks for the offer :bugcat_hearts:

I went with gh pages just because it made everything really easy and I'm a little short on spoons

I have goatcounter now, but I may just forgo any analytics because I don't really need it

ivy, to random

I still cant tell the difference between liking someone and wanting to be someone

well not with guys at least, but stilllll

ivy, to trans

I bought these ages ago as a joke but ngl I really like them lol

ivy,

@aaronIsHere yesss

I'm still trying to figure out what to wear it with, but I think it could work nicely with a collared shirt

ivy, to random

ok I just had a strange little thought

technically the human body runs on gay communism

every cell in our body works towards maintaining the body without any form of self interest or profit incentive

there is no state, class, or currency, only cells and nutrients which they consume as necessary

the majority of the internal cells are red in color, showing their true allegiance to anarcho communism

cells reproduce asexually showing that they are actually members of the queer community. examining this further, we see that almost all cells have no sense of gender showing that the cells are also agender. we can therefore conclude that the majority of human cells are agender and aroace

therefore, the human body is truly representative of a functional gay anarcho communist state

ivy,

@AndersZorn I kinda meant for this to be a shitpost so I threw it in lol

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