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jezebelkat

@jezebelkat@famichiki.jp

Labor Organiser 🎌, Journalist, Teacher, New Mexican, Kimagure Orange Road Fan
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jezebelkat, to random
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Now Listening:

I honestly can't believe this album was 2022 and not... 2002. You know what you're getting here, it's Avril Lavigne. But, like, if that's what you want... There you go.

jezebelkat,
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Called it:

jezebelkat,
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I'm going to have to go back and listen to Let Go, not sure the last time I did, especially as a full album. I bet it has been several years, maybe not since it came out.

takosix, to random
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Every business email must contain seasonal language.

jezebelkat,
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@takosix @TomatoGrilledCheese

Petals fall to your head.
And like those flowers,
You are already dead.

jackonskates, to random
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I fucked up. It's raining and I did laundry. I'm sure to hear about this all weekend.

jezebelkat,
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@scoutie @sfpodge @jackonskates

It's Japan. It's ALWAYS rainy season.

TSUYU IS FOREVER

jezebelkat,
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@scoutie @sfpodge @jackonskates

I'm from the desert. To me, this Japan is always wet. Sometimes hot wet, sometimes cold wet, sometimes soft wet, sometimes hard wet, but always, always, always wet.

jezebelkat,
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@sfpodge @scoutie @jackonskates

I'm using a laundromat, but also I planning to buy a combo unit. I hate hanging my clothes.

FlockOfCats, to random
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All the antiemetic posts here make me not want to puke!

jezebelkat,
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@FlockOfCats

This pun makes me nauseous.

FlockOfCats, to random
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<checks calendar>

jezebelkat,
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@FlockOfCats

This is Japan. We are all infected with Tsuyu.

FlockOfCats, (edited ) to random
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My friend has been in Japan for a little while now, but she finally got around to hooking up her TV.

She just sent a message to ask if it was always like this. 😂

(No, it’s not. Usually they just show people eating)

[sound on 🎶 ]

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@FlockOfCats

Only a couple words of text on screen? No bubbles of talent heads floating around? Tell her this is absolutely sedate by Japanese standards.

jezebelkat, to random
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@davidaugust

Sharing this one with the union comrades.

Become ungovernable.

FlockOfCats, to random
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+)-(15 1|| //0//?

jezebelkat,
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@FlockOfCats

Never played it, but saw plenty of this nonsense on IRC and Usenet.

I myself did not partake in the elite speech.

FlockOfCats, to random
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b33f & n00dl3 s00p

jezebelkat,
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@FlockOfCats I hear s00p in the voice of Bernie Sanders.

FlockOfCats, to movies
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Oh reviewer 2:

“Don’t use bird’s eye view because not all birds can fly”

#editing #academia #PeerReview

jezebelkat,
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@FlockOfCats How dare you use non-inclusive language and discriminate against our penguin friends.

FlockOfCats, to math
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Today is Pi Day 3/14

But every day is Somewhere in Pi Day 💡

jezebelkat,
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@FlockOfCats

takosix, to random
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Delicious alcohol: Drink a lot because it's delicious.

Disgusting alcohol: Drink a lot to get rid of it fast.

jezebelkat,
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@FlockOfCats @takosix

In this house we celebrate Happy Honda Days.

takosix, to random
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SHRIMP CLUB seems to be a real magazine you can buy on Amazon JP and not some kind of parody porno.

jezebelkat,
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@FlockOfCats @takosix

famiebi should be a thing

FlockOfCats, to random
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In addition to grammar, I can’t believe I have to fix the most basic factual errors by my editing clients. Like this one dude — he just wrote the date in the cover letter as March 2024 wtf

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@FlockOfCats

2024? What kind of scifi date is that? I mean, it's only...

Oh. Oh God.

jezebelkat, to random
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Today I learned FamilyMart has a limit of 30 coins to pay for anything. This is incredibly annoying as I only ever pay in cash for bills that require it, and over years I have attained a bag of coins I need to dispense with.

Legal tender is legal tender, and either it should be accepted or the government should eliminate it.

jezebelkat,
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I mean it's not like I have paying some huge amount in coins. It was only 700 yen. Most of which was in 10s, with a couple of 50s, and a few fives (and two 1s, because the cost ended in 2 yen).

I just didn't happen to have that last 1000 yen note, nor did I have any 100s.

jezebelkat,
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@FlockOfCats This was not possible, given the math involved.

FlockOfCats, to random
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February 29: Happy Leap Day!

Remember — laws, which are written for a 365-day year, do not apply today. Have fun doing crimes!

jezebelkat,
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@FlockOfCats

jezebelkat, to random
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Best New Mexican food is best triangulated this way:

New Mexico
Southern New Mexico
Doña Ana County
Las Cruces
Missouri Avenue
Little hole in the wall called El Jacalito (The Small Adobe House) with the best gorditas on the planet. The place is a greasy spoon, heavy on the grease, limited number of spoons.

I absolutely survived on those as a latchkey kid living in the overtly Mid-Century Modern neighborhood.

Explains a helluva lot about me does it not? Ain't no Modern like Desert Modern.

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jezebelkat,
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Only as an adult have I fully understood how much my experiences as a New Mexican really formed me. Only now can I look back at my time in Texas, even when I lived in Austin which I generally liked, and understand now why I was so unhappy and felt so out of place there.

jezebelkat,
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@Tsutsuku I attended Burnet Middle School, I attended UT Austin and Huston-Tillotson. I acknowledge its diversity, but I'm saying I still didn't like it as much as New Mexico, even with that diversity.

But sure, it's a whole lot better than the North Dallas burbs.

jezebelkat,
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@Tsutsuku I went to UT, so yeah, I've definitely heard of it. Plenty of locals from there at UT.

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