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johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Have you tried turning it off and just leaving it off?


johnmastodon, to random
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Yeah well, throwing away without a refund is not a recall. Shouldn't the company at least change the product since they were the ones producing the mentioned risk?

Kellogg's recalls chocolate cornflakes over choking risk

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckvvn5xvdw1o

cynblogger,
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@johnmastodon
I’d eat a Tide Pod before I’d eat chocolate corn flakes.

johnmastodon, to random
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Israel killing five terrorists with tank fire is like killing ants with dynamite. How is that a war?

#johnmastodon

angiebaby,
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@johnmastodon It's not. It's just wanton barbarity at this point. Zionist ideology grooms monsters.

johnmastodon, to random
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We should probably change the standard from shitty countries to shitty governments to aknowledge the real problem.

johnmastodon, to random
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Current Artificial Intelligence is like relying on a grammar teacher that writes with orthographic mistakes. No military power can not rely on it, unless of course they're just publicly releasing the useless part of the technology.

johnmastodon, to random
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"We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes."

  • Leona Helmsley

johnmastodon, to random
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If you're one of those saying "vote for Biden or we loose our country", you're basically the problem. If we had the nuts to forbid criminals to take office, laws to stop billionaires from buying judges and no lobbying in Congress, none of this would be happening. Voting either one won't solve anything! Happy criminal's comeback!

johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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Scooby Dooby doo doo doo, da da da


johnmastodon, to random
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Willing to organize a cage fight between Musk and Zuck against John Mastodon for charity. Both refused saying it not a fair fight, so I told them to bring Bill Gates to help them if fairness was a problem.

#johnmastodon

tuban_muzuru,
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@johnmastodon

Henry Kissinger, remarking on the Iran/Iraq War:

"It's a great pity everyone can't lose"

gnate,
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@tuban_muzuru
In a world with Kissinger, we've all lost.
@johnmastodon

johnmastodon, to random
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I'm inclined to believe that the cage fight between Musk and Zuck was just a stunt.

Note: names were alphabetically ordered to avoid showing bias.

Note 2: Zuck is younger.

#johnmastodon

johnmastodon, to random
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"John Mastodon, ugh, he's such an arrogant, I'd throw him myself from a high rise building if I had the chance"

johnmastodon, to random
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I would've told him "yes surely you can vote without ID but you'll have to loose the clothes, according to the law". I bet he'd fall for that, he knows nothing about laws!

Boris Johnson turned away from polling station for forgetting voter ID under rules he introduced

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-turned-away-polling-32724518

johnmastodon, to random
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The strategy can't be clearer:

  1. Request the Judge permission to go to his son's graduation

  2. Request the Judge permission to skip jail when found guilty.

johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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johnmastodon, to HashtagGames
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TechBean,
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