BATMAN: Yes, I do donate plenty to charity to help Gotham. But contrary to the Fox News crowd, you need strong government programs to help, too! Speaking of which, the previous president belonged in Arkham, not the White House! What kind of person views Clark Kent as an "enemy of the people" for doing his reporting job?! (Sees camera start to pan away) Wait, don't cut me off--- (cuts to a DC Comics "technical difficulties" test pattern)
Sam Baldwin, "Everyone thinks I was sleepless because of heartbreak and then love, and I milked that for everything I could, but actually I have had insomnia since I was child."
“Will spent a few years trying to break the James Tiberius Kirk ‘Diplomatic’ record. He came pretty close as my Number One, but then Deanna made an honest man of him,” Jean-Luc Picard
“Biggest whore in the Federation. Thanks to him, interspecies sexually transmitted disease research grew in leaps and bounds. Kirk could never say no to an alien. The more tentacles, the better,” Dr McCoy
Bo and Luke weren't "good ole boys never meanin' no harm" while being in trouble with the law since the day they was born. They were unrepentant juvenile delinquents.