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jonty, to random
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A rough 48hrs, but some of the absolute nonsense people have built for @emf is cheering me up.

My favourite so far? A compiler you fax code to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-25-pRhpY

jonty, to random
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Well, that was the worst day I have had in months. Please send animal gifs.

simon,
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@jonty here's a really big chicken I met the other day

It's a very big dark brown/black chicken (possibly a rooster?) drinking from a purple bucket

coldclimate,
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@jonty not an animal gif but I committed this crime at a family gathering yesterday and the children's minds were blown.

jonty, to random
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Our environmental data feeds from @emf are now live, this is the spider forecast for next weekend

jonty,
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@jcalpickard @emf The spiders are clustered. If you zoom in each spider is made up of one billion smaller spiders. And If you zoom in on those spiders each spider is made up of

GCHQNET,
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@jonty @emf Our custom version of the map is finding it hard to keep up at this rate. 😅

jonty, to random
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Turned my desk lamp off because the sun came up again.

CatherineFlick,
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@jonty @sophiegarrett 😩 I’ll join you on the low sleep page, the baby is like the robot today, not very happy with the schedule

erikk,
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@jonty When sat solver lover meetup at EMF :D

jonty, to random
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Whoever is absolutely blasting "Things Can Only Get Better" outside Number 10 while Sunak tries to announce a general election deserves an award

jonty,
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Full marks to the British weather. Top work. A+++ would watch a terrible prime minister get soaked again.

devolute,
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@jonty

video/mp4

jonty, to random
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Everyone: Jonty it is too late to be organising more absolute nonsense.

Me: I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT

jarkman,
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@jonty Set the nonsense dial to 11!

Floppy,
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@CatherineFlick @jonty this is an extremely well established patten by now.

jonty, to random
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So @jamesbridle granted my wish and made a fediverse bot that posts the latest images from the Mars Curiosity Rover.

It is very appropriately hosted on botsin.space: https://botsin.space/@marslandscapes

mattgrayyes,
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@jonty yessss that’s one thing to take off my todo list

jonty, to random
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jonty, to random
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@emf build-up team arrived on site today. Day -8.

I am still in my office at home talking to suppliers about tents. Doesn't seem real.

nicoduck,
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@jonty @emf emf wouldn't be emf if there wasn't some last-minute tent action 😅 🙈

pascoda,
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@jonty I'm SO looking forward to it all!
thanks for putting in all the work 🙂

jonty, to random
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Wales has launched their own "metaverse" and it is indistinguishable from Second Life circa 2006.

There is a big dragon. There are small dragons. You can ride a cable car. I have met exactly one other player.

https://visitwales.com/metaverse

jonty,
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Because this was made using spatial.io ...you can actually visit metawales in VR!

Someone please try this and report back.

https://support.spatial.io/hc/en-us/articles/4418181366676-VR-FAQ

jonny,
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@jonty
Catch me on here griefing the hell out of the only other person in wales

two identical characters in a super low budget 3d field area next to a castle. im emoting by doing various dances and leaping all around and over someone standing stil'

jonty, to random
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After over a year of work it feels really strange to see everything clicking together

jonty, to random
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My day was completely trashed by a mechanical computer emergency

jonty,
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@jmacarthur I had not considered how much of a weapons-grade nerd snipe this thing is going to be for you

jmacarthur,
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@jonty oh no

jonty, to random
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If you play music that involves electronic instruments in any way, you should really sign up for EMOM at @emf. Its really fun!

https://social.emfcamp.org/@emf/statuses/01HY0KFVF0911G81RQ1J1MW830

jonty,
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@aldroid It says in the blog! Maybe I should have bolded it.

Email: music@emfcamp.org with the subject "EMOM"

aldroid,
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@jonty nah, i just clicked through the first link but not the second one. didn't even realise it was a blog entry. i am a bear of very little brain, sorry!

jonty, to random
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I could have done without every single thing I am involved in having a small crisis in the same week

jonty, to random
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I can say with confidence that "an attendee building a service on our internal phone network that validates juggling notation inputted over DMTF" is not the most niche thing at the event, but it comes close.

https://mstdn.social/@lpbkdotnet/112438381844530784

pascoda,
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@jonty because of course 😁

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