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@jonty@chaos.social

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CountBinface, to random
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It’s meant to be.

emf, to random
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You have until 2pm tomorrow to order a Tildagon badge - after that, we can't guarantee that there will be any more available until 2026!

Order your badge here: https://www.emfcamp.org/tickets/badge

This badge will be reusable at the next EMF and beyond. You can read more about our new approach to badges on the blog: https://blog.emfcamp.org/2024/03/18/tildagon/

jonty, to random
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We urgently need more @emf sponsors - if we do not secure more, we will have to make tough decisions.

Tickets cover base costs, but sponsors pay for lovely things like our free childcare and talk transcription. Every little helps!

Find out more here: https://www.emfcamp.org/sponsor

jonty, to random
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These are the most expensive non-car related UK numberplates currently available for purchase

jonty, to random
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I made something to watch the 2024 eclipse remotely!

This is every public webcam in the path of totality, with a live-updating view of the umbra.

https://jonty.github.io/2024_eclipse_webcams/

The view from a webcam showing that it is 1:31 PM and dark.

jonty,
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And this is how I caused a denial of service on webcams across America

barnoid,
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@jonty Montreal Peregrine falcons were yelling about it

mako, to random
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Ghostbusters and Dune…

emf, to random
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🚨 Our Call for Participation is now open 🚨

If you'd like to give a talk, workshop, performance, or build a giant robot laser harp orchestra in a dome, we want to hear from you!

Every accepted proposal is guaranteed tickets to EMF 2024 🎟️

https://emfcamp.org/cfp

joenash, to random
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Since it’s @emf ticket sale day, it’s a good time to mention that EMF is in part funded by sponsorship! If you would be interested in helping make EMF happen, or know someone who might be, (most of) the details can be found at https://emfcamp.org/sponsor.

Contact details on that page, but you can also reach out to me here, or get us via the EMF IRC. Don’t hesitate to ask any questions!

fans, boosting this post would be much appreciated 💖

jonty, to random
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Given a million years I would never guess this is how you relax a ferret

video/mp4

joy,
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@jonty Oh my god, I just laughed so hard and so loud at that.

jonty, (edited ) to random
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Hello!

It's me again: Your yearly reminder that drives fail, SSDs bitrot, and you probably need to do a review of your backup strategy. You should have at least two copies of anything you care about.

This message brought to you by a second drive in my ZFS array failing while the first one was still rebuilding. Happy holidays.

vruba, to random

Inspired by @pnorman’s animation, here’s a year of daily OpenStreetMap tile traffic. One frame per UTC day, from the start of September 2022 through end of August 2023. It’s from the public log aggregates, so some low-traffic tiles are left out for (I assume) efficiency and privacy.

A visualization of tile traffic data. It takes the form of a translucent-seeming world map, colored roughly by affluence or online-ness, with a wide variety of transient artifacts and odd features like yacht races moving around the oceans.

vruba,

Okay, fine, @jonty cajoled me into it. Lighter is more traffic; warmer is more positive anomaly for the day.

Now, certain nerds and haters might squint at this and say “It looks like you did this in oklab color space and then tried to half-ass some gamut mapping when you remembered that a lot of the highest z scores are in places with very low traffic counts!” and I would rebut that in scrupulous detail with one simple argument: Good night.

An animation similar to the two previous versions but combining raw request count with anomaly, so that transient events are in red. There is a ~2 Hz pulse of blue, showing the weekly cycle of lower use on the weekends.

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