Depends, if you’re defending your homeland from foreign invaders that have abandoned peace agreements then you’re golden. On the other hand if you’re a lazy lumberjack then you might want to call a lawyer.
It’s still funny, but parent licenses are step one of eugenics, and licenses protect fish populations, environment, parks, lots of good. If anyone’s really agreeing with the subtext, learn more about the dangers of both.
A new comedy special starts with the quote, “I’m sorry it took me so long to come out with new material, but I do have a pretty good excuse. I was dead.”...
I don’t mind tipping for any hospitality service, but what I really hate about fast food and cafe tipping is that they often collect payment and push for a tip before the order was made incorrectly.
News is supposed to tell you what happened not how to feel about it. When you notice an article is using a lot of emotionally charged language, that’s a good sign to check the facts (if there are any)
I had a neighbor who was terrible about staying in their lines. My dad taught me how to park real good though. So, anytime they made their depth perception my problem I’d take the extra five minutes just to make sure I was atomically close to their driver side door. One morning I was lucky enough to see them climb in through their passenger side and abuse their transmission to get out of our parking spot without hitting me. I was late to work that day but the satisfaction was worth the infraction.
Hippos are super aggressive, territorial, and will bite a crocodiles in half. It’s amazing that’s supposed to be a cute, disarming nickname for a breed notorious for the same traits.
Step one: Practice whistling until you can with only your teeth and tongue, you should be able to smile widely and sustain a whistle. Step two: whistle and blow raspberries at the same time. Step three: imitate cellphone noises, embarrass a bad joke with cricket chirps, try to use your new useless powers for good.
Genius (sh.itjust.works)
The Critic [Toonhole Chris] (startrek.website)
Website: toonhole.com/tag/toonhole-chris/
Babe, wake up, new didlo of consequence just dropped. (sh.itjust.works)
The man who leaked Trump's taxes eluded investigators for years but was finally found after leaking info on Musk and Bezos, WSJ reports (www.businessinsider.com)
Presidential fitness test (startrek.website)
Me🍿irl (startrek.website)
Jon Stewart to return to The Daily Show through 2024 US election season (www.theguardian.com)
Jon Stewart is returning to The Daily Show, the groundbreaking comedy news program he had previously helmed for 16 years....
Rat snacks (lemmy.world)
health insurance rule (lemmy.world)
🫄🎣 (lemmy.sdf.org)
George Carlin AI comedy special is 'ghoulish' and 'creepy,' his daughter says (www.cbc.ca)
A new comedy special starts with the quote, “I’m sorry it took me so long to come out with new material, but I do have a pretty good excuse. I was dead.”...
People who park in the handicapped ramp boil my blood. (lemmy.world)
I have a disability and want to smack these jerks with my cane.
This tweet was from 2022. Can someone go check if the prediction came true? (startrek.website)
Rules for Rock, Paper, Scissors have been updated (lemmings.world)
New version of the rules sounds more entertaining to watch
Her pussy (lemmy.world)
The Names of Thousands of Neo-Nazi Music Fans Just Got Leaked (www.vice.com)
Thousands of purveyors of neo-Nazi tunes just had their day ruined by a crew of enterprising Scandinavian anti-fascists.
Food safety rule (lemmy.world)
Recognizing fake news now a required subject in California schools (calmatters.org)
Neighbour deliberately blocking OP (lemmy.world)
Trump's Civil Trial Has No Jury Because 'Nobody Asked' for One, Judge Explains (themessenger.com)
"My opponent just came out as trans. How do i support them?" (lemmy.world)
Trump Warns ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden May Cause ‘World War Two’ (nymag.com)
American XL bully dogs to be banned after attacks, Rishi Sunak says (news.sky.com)
jetson’s car whistling
Step one: Practice whistling until you can with only your teeth and tongue, you should be able to smile widely and sustain a whistle. Step two: whistle and blow raspberries at the same time. Step three: imitate cellphone noises, embarrass a bad joke with cricket chirps, try to use your new useless powers for good.