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My spoon is too big.

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I really need to get a meat slicer…

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Recipes that try to specify how long it will take to cook a large piece of meat are amusing. The recipe that I’m not actually following, said 4-5 minutes per side to get to 135° F. 25 minutes later? We’re at 74° F.

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@onelson actually, it’s bull meat. The honkey does not go on my grill. (Probably steer, actually, but… 🤷‍♂️)

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There’s a guy named Orlando, who plays for Miami, in Ft. Lauderdale.

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a twitch streamer who has a 2D or 3D animated avatar on screen. They're writing C++ code with virtual inheritance

it's a vtuber vtable!

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@foone vtuber? Like a virtual potato?

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I have nothing but respect for people who work outside their native language, and will never complain about an accent, but if you’re going to announce a live sporting event, there’s a pretty high bar for fluency that you really need to clear…

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Cake, Pearl Jam, Butthole Surfers. This playlist is taking me back!

joshourisman,
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@greg nice! I definitely made some mix CDs out of this playlist.

joshourisman,
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@greg we saw them live a couple years ago, it was a ton of fun (and a make-up for one of our very first dates that was ruined when I missed a flight…).

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@greg looks like we can both see them this summer!

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Don’t take my picture while I’m getting my massage! #DogsOfMastodon

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Idea: drive in theaters with EV chargers. Don’t even need to be fast ones!

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This is… baffling.

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Cooked Bavette to perfection (IMO) tonight with fresh green beans, Avocado and Parmesan Garlic Sweet Potatoes. So damn good.

Thanks to @frank and @webology for recommendations to branch into.

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@greg @frank @webology bavette is such a great cut!

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Oh hey, the Houston airport is celebrating Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

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Our vet recommended physical therapy for our dog, as her recovery isn’t going quite as well this time (unsurprising, as it’s the other side right after the first one). Fortunately, our insurance covers this. We were worried she’d be upset and uncooperative without us in there with her, but the PT took this during her treatment. I think she’s fine…

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@skinnylatte looks like I get to fly with one of Cookie’s relatives today!

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Everybody loves a good Heat Dome

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The new terminal area is open at the Santa Fe airport! The air conditioning, however, is not operating at sufficient capacity… 🥵

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Just listened to two guys argue about whether or not there’s an In-N-Out in Española, . (Spoiler: there is not, the In-N-Out burger’s on Camrose. Also one is supposed to be coming to Albuquerque.)

Turns out the one guy was thinking of Freddy’s, which the other guy called a shithole.

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It must be fun working for the Australian tourism board. 🇦🇺

Come visit Australia, we have cute, cuddly koalas!

(The koalas have chlamydia.)

We also have adorable kangaroos!

(The kangaroos have the physique and temperament of Mike Tyson.)

We also have goofy looking platypus!

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“It kills its prey by digesting them to death, and it really, really hurts to be digested to death.”

😱 https://wandering.shop/@cstross/112581465674549690

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“It’s basically like putting your [genitals] onto a welding torch.”

This is a …fun article.

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Analysis

"The Brutalization of Israel Is Well Underway"

"The ugly, violent demonstrators during [the] parade of Jewish supremacy through the streets of Jerusalem" evoke Yeshayahu Leibowitz's warning:

"The national pride & euphoria that followed the Six-Day War are temporary & will bring us from proud, rising nationalism to extreme, messianic, ultranationalism.

"The third stage will be brutality & the final stage will be the end of Zionism."

https://www.haaretz.com/opinion/editorial/2024-06-07/ty-article-opinion/israels-brutalization-is-underway-if-we-do-not-act-collapse-is-only-a-matter-of-time/0000018f-ef07-dbca-a99f-eff78ad70000?utm_source=mailchimp&utm_medium=Content&utm_campaign=weekend&utm_content=979be05503

#Israel ..

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@DrALJONES @cstross ‘far-right Israelis and Jews’ is an interesting phrasing.

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Saw a CyberTruck in Española, tonight. Getting dinner at La Cocina, I guess. Also saw a number of new driving around, though; probably 4 or 5 in Rio Arriba county now, not counting mine.

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