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joshourisman

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Hot sauce influencer. Will travel for food.

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onelson, to random
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I'm left to my own devices tonight without to pick a movie for me.

joshourisman,
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@onelson but Duncan Idaho wasn’t in Dune 2…

joshourisman, to random French
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After giving our dog so many pills, I’m starting to want to put my allergy pills in a little piece of hot dog or cheese. Just to make them more enjoyable.

skinnylatte, to food
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As an immigrant I get annoyed when people say American food is bad coz it’s only burgers.

First, immigrants exist and our Americanized foods are glorious (I’m aware burgers also came from immigrants, but that’s not what those people think)

Second, all burgers are glorious (incl vegan burgers and fast food burgers)

joshourisman,
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@skinnylatte there’s a great book by Lizzie Collingham called The Taste of Empire that explores how food influenced the British empire, and the need to feed people in England had a lot to do with British expansion and both played into the character of British food. I suspect it explains at least some of this.

joshourisman,
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@skinnylatte I’m not sure if I’ve read anything else by her, but I should!

joshourisman,
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@skinnylatte I do love a good curry!

skinnylatte, to animals
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At the vet again :/ very old dogs, very frequent vet visits

joshourisman,
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@skinnylatte oh no! Feel better, Cookie!

bitprophet, (edited ) to NixOS
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Sometimes is funny. You so funny, NixOS!

REPOSITORY TAG IMAGE ID CREATED SIZE
butts latest 318dfd725117 54 years ago 32.6MB

EDIT: I must stress that the funny thing is not my throwaway container image name, but the creation timestamp.

EDIT 2: I eventually found the 'created = "now”’ incantation to make the timestamp “less useful for the computer, but more useful for the human" ✨

joshourisman,
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@bitprophet Seymour Butts?

onelson, to random
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I'm gonna baconator

joshourisman,
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@onelson baconator? But you hardly know her!

bitprophet, to random
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Every time I see a list of Japanese yōkai, I'm reminded how bizarrely specific they are.

An old woman who grinds azuki beans but would /much rather/ be eating people instead.

Banana tree spirit that takes human form.

Bed that tries to kill you when you sleep on it.

Hairy kappa which prefers eggplants over cucumbers.

Monk spirit that spies on people while they use the toilet. (Ceiling monk is watching you poop?)

Yokai that just looks like some dude, but his butthole is an eyeball instead.

joshourisman,
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@bitprophet or are YOU a yokai, trying to steal their souls through their buttholes like a kappa‽

lemay, to random
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@cstross I dreamed last night that you and I got together to save the world by trapping an angry elder god in an old NeXT machine. You thought the NeXT machine was too expensive but I volunteered to pay for it given the whole saving the world thing.

We thought we had trapped the elder god and all was well but then it turned out said elder god freed itself by oozing out in the spaces between the strands of the ethernet cable.

You died messily as I ran away. Sorry about that.

joshourisman,
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@lemay @cstross was it a NeXT Cube? Too many right angles to hold an elder god…

joshourisman, to random
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$25 seems pretty expensive for ice.

joshourisman, to animals
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Third, and I really fucking hope final surgery complete!

joshourisman,
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@greg TPLO for her second CCL tear. Fortunately, she only started with two, so she can’t possibly need this surgery again!

joshourisman, to random
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How do I have The Beach Boys stuck in my head‽

joshourisman,
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@onelson it would, indeed. Help me, Rhonda!

joshourisman,
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@greg as long as it’s not one of those 90s monstrosities.

joshourisman, to random
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OH: I had four hot dogs this morning!

joshourisman,
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@bitprophet this guy did not sound sick of hot dogs

joshourisman,
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@bitprophet he wishes! There’s only one man who can beat (the) Kobayashi (Maru).

star trek kirk GIF

joshourisman, to random
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There is a bar in Dallas named Lee Harvey’s. That is a choice.

joshourisman, to random
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Very happy to be going home tomorrow, except that it removes the few excuses I had to ignore the fact that our vet thinks we may have as little as a month left with our cat. This sucks. 😿

bitprophet, to random
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That was super cool!

joshourisman,
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@bitprophet very, very cool

joshourisman,
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@acdha @bitprophet both great countries, but I am absolutely in love with Iceland, so that would definitely be my preference. Já til Íslands! 🇮🇸

joshourisman, to random
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You better not, you stupid cloud! #eclipse

joshourisman, to random
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Well. The clouds certainly do not detract from the drama! #eclipse

joshourisman,
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Couldn’t get these shots on my phone if it were a clear day! #eclipse

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