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My spoon is too big.

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skinnylatte, to animals
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Windy windy

joshourisman,
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@skinnylatte oh no! One of her ears blew right off!

joshourisman, to random
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I’ve got some shishitos on the grill, and based on the slight burning around my eyes, I’m thinking we’ve got a couple hot ones in there! 🌶️

joshourisman,
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@greg there’s other kinds of stuff?

joshourisman,
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@greg yeah, poblano 🌶️ stuffed with other 🌶️!

Free_Press, to news
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Russian President Vladimir Putin's appointment of a new defense minister, Andrey Belousov, is seen as an attempt to streamline Russia's economy and mobilize it for the war effort.

Russia's military has faced numerous supply and logistics problems that thwarted its all-out war against Ukraine from the get-go. Two years later, the problems of poor logistics and lack of strategic planning persist.

joshourisman,
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@EarthOne24 @lin11c @timo21 four years of college Russian will finally come in handy! Отлично!

jacob, to random
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I wanna hear about the best concerts you’ve been to! Some of mine:

  • Ozomatli at The Catalyst - played until curfew, spilled out onto the street and jammed for another hour until the cops came
  • Flaming Lips at Liberty Hall - second set, played the entirety of Dark Side
  • Dar Williams at Liberty - power went out, she sat on the edge of the stage and played three songs by flashlight
  • Joni Mitchell, Brandi Carlisle, et al at the Gorge - simply magical
joshourisman,
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@jacob Willie Nelson at the 9:30 Club in DC, has got to be my top. This was a couple years ago, so he’s old, and his son Lucas is jumping in and out as he needs to take a break, and that just somehow made his talent even more impressive.

Number two is probably Tom Petty at the Boston Gardens. It was one of his last shows (though we obviously didn’t know that at the time), and it was really the epitome of a modernized stadium rock show.

SouthernLibtard, to Israel
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All of them are antisemites according to Senators Tim Scott and Lindsey Graham,

joshourisman,
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@SouthernLibtard one important difference being that the protestors in Israel aren’t calling for Jewish organizations to be expelled from American campuses. And I can fairly confidently state that none of them are chanting calls traditionally used by supporters of the destruction of Israel and expulsion (if we’re lucky) of Jews from Judea.

joshourisman,
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@chemoelectric @SouthernLibtard Netanyahu is a criminal, both war- and otherwise. This is part of why, like Trump (but more successfully), he’s doing everything possible to cling to power and embrace whatever policies and positions will help keep him there, even at the expense of the Israeli and Jewish peoples (which overlap greatly, but are distinct from one another).

Netanyahu needs to go. The offensive against Gaza needs to be restrained. The hostages need to be released.

joshourisman,
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@chemoelectric @SouthernLibtard he was indicted in 2020, and the trial is still ongoing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Benjamin_Netanyahu

joshourisman,
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@chemoelectric all I’m saying is he’s a criminal and corrupt. Israel will be much better off when he’s gone.

joshourisman, to random
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Pro tip: if you’re defacing holocaust memorials, you’ve gone well over the line from pro-Palestinian to antisemitic.
https://babka.social/@dukepaaron/112439446196336140

jacob, to random
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Is there such thing as a small, rugged GoPro-style device that’s more oriented towards still photos? I love the size and form factor and ruggedness of the GoPro/insta360/etc, but don’t really want to shoot (or edit) much if any video.

joshourisman,
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@jacob I swear I just saw an article about something like that, let me see if I can find it again…

joshourisman,
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@jacob ah, the article I was thinking of was for the Osmo pocket 3, which isn’t really for stills. What about something like from the Fujifilm X100 line? Not sure if that would count as rugged (though I’ve been very happy with larger Fujifilm cameras for wildlife photography), or if a prime lens camera would suit your needs.

joshourisman, to random
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My wife does not pay attention to UK politics (which: fair, we don’t live in the UK; not honestly sure why I pay as much attention as they do), and just learned about the Rwanda mishegas. Her reaction: ‘when did the UK turn into Texas?’. Again: fair.

Both the UK and Texas: extremely fun to mess with!

joshourisman,
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Also, new name for the UK (I’m probably not the first to come up with this?): Brexas.

For my English friends: it’s like Texas, but, you know, y’all!

joshourisman, to animals
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I’ve got my towel, let’s go travel the galaxy! 👍

joshourisman, to random
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Hungry Hungry Hippocampus

A film about a telepath with an insatiable need to steal others’ memories.

onelson, to random
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I have served myself a double cheesecake portion, with fresh blueberries, raspberries, and blackberries. I have made myself a pot of half-caf. I'm rolling Friday the 13th (1980) and will continue to roll sequels until I'm ready to sleep.

Night Hacking Begins Now.

joshourisman,
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@onelson

adam west family guy gif GIF by FirstAndMonday

onelson, to random
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Picking my hobby game dev battles for this weekend.

I really want to do some animation system stuff built on aseprite, but if I want all the fun hot reload support I need to figure out how to downgrade my aseprite version.

joshourisman,
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@onelson or Tesla

joshourisman,
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@onelson your expeditious disregard for collision detection would fit right in at Tesla

bitprophet, to random
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AMERICAN ENGLISH: toebeans
BRITISH ENGLISH: beans on toes

joshourisman,
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@bitprophet a traditional breakfast in Jolly Old England!

lain, to random
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the one were he steals your nose

joshourisman,
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@lain

Cowboy Smile GIF by Xbox

rjblaskiewicz, to random
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If you don't talk to your kids about the cosmic microwave background, who will?

joshourisman,
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@rjblaskiewicz Bell Labs?

skinnylatte, to magASEAN
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Travelers from southeast and South Asia: going to toilet paper countries will be much easier with this product

https://www.brondell.com/gospa-collapsible-travel-bidet/

#TootSea

joshourisman,
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@skinnylatte I was literally just trying to find this very product! Buying immediately!

joshourisman,
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@skinnylatte I wasn’t kidding. I’m sick of being stuck with paper when traveling.

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