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judy2k

@judy2k@chaos.social

Developer Advocate at MongoDB, but this account is mine; Comedy Python Programmer; Terrible Rust Programmer; Enthusiasm As A Service; He/him/they/them

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judy2k, to random German
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@andreasjung So what did you vote for?

judy2k,
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@andreasjung Oh wow. Why, if I may ask?

judy2k, to random
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On my way to the airport from , and ... Wow. What a great conference.

So great to see my US friends again, to catch up on the buzz in the python world. To see the deep problems (tech and otherwise) that we're facing.

And now, some sleep.

davidism, to random
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Just blocked a jerk that was using the PyCon and PyConUS hashtags to insult people talking about masking.

judy2k,
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@davidism Sounds like we need a relentless and tireless shitposter!

Happy to offer my services.

pycon, to random
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We've still got a few Lost and Found items in the staff room 306/307! If an item belongs to you, please come collect it by 3pm today or 2:30pm tomorrow.

After that, we will turn the items over to the convention center who will hold them for 30 days before donating them to charity.

A Defcon 26 sweatshirt, a PRISMS Princeton International School of Mathmatics and Science sweatshirt, a black umbrella
An external keyboard, a cable labeled "Found in 319", another cable

judy2k,
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@pycon Oh no! The earrings haven't been claimed! And I'm sure I saw someone wearing them 🤦‍♂️

judy2k, to random
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20th June. Mark your calendar.

You're allowed to put down your responsibilities. #PyConUS

judy2k,
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  • Allowed.

(Dammit)

judy2k, to random
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Every time @brainwane says "sustainability" she puts a coin in a swear jar on the stage.

I wonder if there's a subtext to this #PyConus keynote? 🤔

judy2k,
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@qlp Ooooh

judy2k, to random
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If anyone at would like to be a PHP Developer Advocate at (or knows someone who would), then come talk to me!

Why am I posting about a PHP position at PyCon? @chrisjrn made me do it. Go complain to him 😁

judy2k,
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@derickr @chrisjrn We might be able to accommodate that!

judy2k, to random
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MongoDB are hiring a PHP Developer Advocate. It's a great role, with a lot of autonomy, working with really smart people.

If you want to know more, let me know!

judy2k,
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@chrisjrn I'm at a PYTHON conference! 😁 (I did consider it. I chose not to use the hashtag)

judy2k, to random
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Yesterday I looked out of the #PyConUS conference center window... and saw two people, by the river, trying to decide what to do about a tortoise. 🤷‍♂️

judy2k, to random
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Some very large numbers on the screen at #PyConUS

judy2k, to random
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I seem to have made it to Pittsburgh! I'm really excited to be back at #PyConUS 🥳

mrchrisadams, to random
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Internet friends who use MongoDB: While I've used MongoDB on various projects, many of my opinions are based on using it in the mid-to-late 2010’s, and given it’s the 2020's and MongoDB is a larger, and presumably more mature company, I figure it would publish software with more sane defaults now.

If you've seen a good piece that basically says “we're grown up now, and these are the things people used to complain about that we've fixed”, would you share a link?

judy2k,
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judy2k,
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@carlton @mrchrisadams
I need to update it. There's a few more defaults we've improved since then.

judy2k,
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@carlton But maybe the biggest single improvement was a while back in V3.2, when the storage engine was replaced with WiredTiger. Increased durability, better locking/transaction support, and multi-core scalability.

fallenhitokiri, to gaming
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While it started as a joke I am actually considering to start a gaming blog for gamers over 30 who cannot avoid life.

Review criteria will be

  • does the game remind me of the controls?
  • can I get a summary what happened and what I’m supposed to do?
  • can I pick it up for 30-60 minutes and have fun?

Weekly summary of all posts will be sent on Friday evening.

It’s far from a fully thought out concept, but I like the idea and think this is a niche not well served.

judy2k,
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@fallenhitokiri I would like to subscribe to your mailing list 😊

jessie, to random
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Thought I kept messing up and leaving the freezer door ajar and ruining food.

Just caught my smart cat hyping up* my orange cat as he pulled the freezer door open. I am so tired.

*screaming

judy2k,
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@jessie You're being catslighted.

judy2k,
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@jessie I wanted to type "catslit" ... but that sounds like a rude bit of a cat.

terrameijar, to random
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Hello my friends, how are you all doing?

judy2k,
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@terrameijar I'm good!

I'll admit the engagement can sometimes be a little quiet, but it gets better when you follow a few more people. Tailor your own social network!

hynek, to random
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First dinner plans locked in – IT’S GETTING REAL Y’ALL!!!

Excited Zootopia sloth gif

judy2k,
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judy2k,
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@ghickman @hynek I'm in.

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