klemptor

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don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine

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klemptor,

Awww Eleven 💙

klemptor,

Don’t worry, your hundredth will be great

klemptor,

Judy is a beauty!! 😍

klemptor,

Pushing Ice might be cool. His other stuff is so hit or miss for me.

klemptor,

It was the style at the time.

klemptor,

I think that’s a bit reductive. I know nothing about the gender identities of Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus. What I do know is that I’m an Old and their ‘music’ sounds like overproduced pop crap to me. I don’t dislike them because it’s trendy or because of homophobia, I just dislike them because I find them obnoxious.

klemptor,

Fiestaware!

klemptor,

They put it in cigarette filters FFS!

klemptor,

Like jammies but fly

klemptor,

Obviously I don’t know them personally; obviously I’m talking about their public personas. I remember they each pulled a bunch of attention-seeking antics, and coupled with the shitty music it all just seemed very manufactured to gain fans, which yes, I found obnoxious. 🤷🏻‍♀️

klemptor,

Bowie just levitating like it ain’t no thing

klemptor,

I turn 42 in a few weeks and decided to finally read HGttG because I thought it was a shame that I hadn’t yet done so, being a fan of both scifi and absurdism. I didn’t grok it. People seem to really love this novel, and I kept waiting to have an ah-ha! moment where I understood what the appeal was, but it never happened. I’m sort of bummed about it. :/

klemptor,

My dude, you’re supposed to clean it. Get some liquid Dial and go to town. Make sure you dry it thoroughly afterward.

klemptor,

OK this is my favorite one so far

klemptor,

In undergrad we called that tornado because of how our Math Phys professor wrote it.

klemptor,

Alice Afterbirth is a great name for the placenta

Trump heads to the witness stand as new polls show him leaping past Biden in key swing states (www.cnn.com)

A year away from Election Day 2024, former President Donald Trump is set to testify in a civil fraud trial and separately faces more than 90 criminal charges, setting up the possibility that a convicted felon tops the Republican ticket next November....

klemptor,

Milford

Unrelated but shout out to the Waterwheel 🩶

klemptor,

Go tankless or go home baybee

klemptor,

This is obviously someone’s weird fantasy but dude, you should absolutely never put this level of effort into a new and unknown social situation.

klemptor,

What a beautiful lady or dude!

klemptor,

Not quite what you’re asking, but I still use my minidisc player.

klemptor,

Happy howl-oween you hipster ghost!

klemptor,

Thanks but I already know what it is - perimenopause!

klemptor,

Dammit our cover is blown

At what age and how do you tell children about the truth of Christmas?

I’m writing this as someone who has mostly lived in the US and Canada. Personally, I find the whole “lying to children about Christmas” thing just a bit weird (no judgment on those who enjoy this aspect of the holiday). But because it’s completely normalized in our culture, this is something many people have to deal...

klemptor,

Ugh my sister believed until she was 10. When I pointed out that the labels were in mom & dad’s handwriting, she said Santa had a special pen that mimics other people’s handwriting (why? no idea). Like come on dawg you’re in the double digits now, you’ve gotta be smarter than this.

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