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kwantumkraut

@kwantumkraut@corteximplant.com

❯ All-around nerd
❯ Loves to help making amazing software
❯ Can be excited about almost everything
❯ Current focus: Synth experiments & checking out what the SDR has to offer
❯ To be updated ⋯

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hagbard, to random
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Puh, diese Labormessen, junge.

Der Standard in meiner Branche Labortechnik ist:

  • ein großer Hersteller/Händler lädt ein
  • es gibt Vorträge und Infostände
  • viel Businessgewichse, auf das die Technikerseite müde lächelnd herabblickt
  • fettes Buffet
  • als Weiterbildung verbuchbar
  • Hersteller rechnet das über die Steuer ab
  • alle happy
kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @hagbard So tun als ob man ein interessierter potentieller Kunde ist

kwantumkraut, to random
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So I want to get rid of the AI profile pic and get something else. Let’s see what my artistic capabilities amount to…

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Any recommendations?

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @jadedtwin Waddaya mean i need to make up my mind beforehand :/

revengeday, to random
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Fediverse. But every post is a voice message.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday It’ll be your voice right? RIGHT???

kwantumkraut, to random
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Yo @revengeday FYI https://toot.lgbt/@ellesaurus/112318540090370163

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @lucy @SynAck Aye! Let’s see if my sieve brain can hold that but if information :D

kaiserkiwi, (edited ) to random
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I don't use Discord often these days but what the heck? Why is this what the bottom of the app looks like now?

The text field is tiny. And there are so many buttons that have nothing to do with chatting.

It's a damn chat app. Just show me the text field and a plus icon for media.

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi Is that at least an auto expanding text box once active?

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi Well look you need to understand that the most important thing for an app these days is the accessibility of features which let you spend money :D

RL_Dane, to random
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Someday I want to design an OS that eschews all the things in modern OSes I find annoying/overrated.

So, something like:

  • Monochrome only
  • Roughly XGA resolution
  • No or limited networking, like maybe only telnet/BBSes
  • Only one CPU, maybe 24-bit addressing
  • Absolutely no JS/WASM/rust/buzzword compiler
  • Bitmapped fonts only
  • Lots of underappreciated languages: Pascal, Forth, maybe a good BASIC implementation 😆
kwantumkraut,
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@RL_Dane Sounds a bit like TempleOS (minus the colors) ;)

revengeday, to random
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I'm currently considering creating a bullshit AI generator that turns regular items into items with AI support.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday I think the term is Chindōgu

kaiserkiwi, to random
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You can say about German what you want. But the fact that the Word "Kürbiskernbrezelsonderangebot" is a real word with real meaning and no native German would ever think twice to break it up is just magnificent.

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi Ah, the noble craftsmanship of a Kürbiskernbrezelsonderangebotsschildmalergeselle!

kaiserkiwi, to random
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It's so annoying how many things only work with Chrome properly these days.

"Oh your browser has some basic privacy stuff that should be the standard? No sorry, we use sophisticated cross-site bullshit to authenticate you, so please use an unsafe browser!"

Fuck this!

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi I wanted to sign up for some program, can’t remember which one. I would get logged out immediately. Was told to install edge since that what works and they developed for it. Nope. No browser actually worked.

kaiserkiwi, to MemeryAlpha German
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Ich liebe die Zuverlässigkeit der Berliner S-Bahn. Man kann sich immer drauf verlassen, dass eine Strecke von 30 Minuten zu 60 werden, weil irgendwas schief geht.

🥰

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday @kaiserkiwi Zu kalt?
Zu warm?
Zu heiß?
Zu trocken?
Etwas stärkere Sonnenfleckenaktivitäten?
Der Aszendent des Schaffners passt nicht zur spezifischen Metalllegierung der Schienen?

Ihr habts geahnt, Verspätung!

kaiserkiwi, to fallout
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Just started the new Fallout series.

It's way too brutal and splattery, even for the Fallout franchise. I have to admit that it's too much for me and I just finished playing Dead Island 2…

But the music, all the elements from the game, everything from the Fallout franchise just makes me happy.

There are many things I could critique after the first episode, but I try to focus on the things that make me happy instead of kust being a grumpy old gamer that wanted just a screen cap from a Fallout games like it seems to be usual today.

I'm curious how the series will progress and just hope the gore level is dialed down a lot for the next episodes.

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi I try not to watch anything until there’s a few seasons out, can’t cope with the wait :D

revengeday, to random
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kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday

An animated GIF of Conan O‘Brian looking trough a window and touch in the glass pane

revengeday, to random
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🙏 :durstloescher:​ :durstloescher_energy:​ :durstloescher_mystery:​ :durstloescher_pfirsich:​ :durstloescherrainbow:​ :durstmacher:​ 🧎‍♂️

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Brauchst Hilfe beim heimtragen?

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Ja damit kann ich leben.

revengeday, to random
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Today is the day of weird "Ramses has some random bullshit ideas again": SMS to Fediverse.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday How about Fedifax, the missing bridge between fax machines and the Fediverse?

revengeday, to random
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Some of you have asked me what this Durstlöscher Mystery :durstloescher_mystery: tastes like - I'm happy to tell you, but first I have to quickly get to the door because the doorbell just rang!

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Is it the longawaited Wurstwasser flavor?

kaiserkiwi, to random
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Getting Christmas lights back in their original package is too hard too often. These boxes are only designed for the fact that a machine packed it. 😅

And yes, I just took off the last Christmas lights. Don't judge me.

kwantumkraut,
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@kaiserkiwi With Christmas sales are coming earlier each year you can just leave them on or?

revengeday, to random
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Now that DuckDuckGo is turning into an AI bastard, which search engine should one use?

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday They what?

kwantumkraut, to random
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So how you’re dealing with that? https://mastodon.world/@loadingartist/112218049863017778

revengeday, to random
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I am very tired.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday Aren’t you lucky? Coffee’s ready! Only the small 1l jugs free at the moment I’m afraid :/

revengeday, to random
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I'm just thinking about an old Internet friend who had a coffee machine on his desk with a 10L water tank. Now I have to walk to the kitchen to make myself a coffee. He could just stay seated.

kwantumkraut,
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@revengeday What stops you from upgrading your water tank?

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