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madam__mayhem

@madam__mayhem@mastodon.social

She/her • 42 • Pro Domme
Welcome to the Mayhem… Send coffee, cuddles and cunnilingus https://linktr.ee/Madam__Mayhem

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It’s always ‘I want you’, never ‘I want to get to know your soul’.

madam__mayhem, to random
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For my debaucherous sins yesterday I am paying the price today with a hellish cold.

This is when I need a house servant to make me tea and do my chores…

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Coffee, Madmin, gym, wank, The Walking Dead, sleep.

Repeat.

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If you insist on using group shots on your dating profile, you better be damn sure you’re hotter than all your mates.

madam__mayhem,
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@interpipes nope 😭😂

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It’s just about the time of year where the weather is good enough to fuck on my balcony.*

*I’m sure it will remain unchristened for the fifth year running.

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Have a great weekend filthy fuckers…I’m off to my happy place…

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Don’t put me on a pedestal…my clumsy ass self will trip and fall off.

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New niche turn on…when a guy is benching, his shirt rides up and you catch a glimpse of his snail trail.

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I just took an obscenely sexy photo of myself…who wants to see?

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@JMSeaborn tried to warn me about Morgana Robinson’s legs on Taskmaster Champion of Champions but I still wasn’t prepared.

That level of sexiness should be illegal.

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What TV show did you watch with an ex and now can’t watch again because…TRAUMA?

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I do love a neatly trimmed bush.

Hedges you filthy fuckers, HEDGES.

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Where do you have the most sexytime?

madam__mayhem,
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@girlonthenet @nobilis 🙋🏼‍♀️😅

madam__mayhem, to random
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I have an RWI. Repetitive Wanking Injury.

madam__mayhem,
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@profplum @madam__mayhem It’s actually nothing in that area at all…it’s my shoulder from the position I get into 😂

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Are you a good little sub looking for a Pro Domme, but want a gentle approach? https://madam-mayhem.com/pro-domme-services/

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deeply suspicious when a guy describes himself as "open-minded," he either wants an argument about politics or he's going to ask if he can fuck my girlfriend

madam__mayhem,
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@hungry_joe 100%

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I’m putting a rare request out to you lovely people…

If you are a sex worker or know a sex worker in the UK, how do you get paid without revealing your real name or resorting to cash?

Please share if you can!

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@MartinaNeumayer @madam__mayhem I’ve never heard of Wise, I’m not sure we have that here but I’ll take a look. Even with verification I can only receive £200 a month on CashApp so it’s not an option. I already checked with support and they won’t raise the limit.

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@MartinaNeumayer @madam__mayhem I already pay taxes on all my online MM income, that’s not my concern, I have no intention of dodging tax! I just don’t want any of my accounts to be frozen or clients to know my real name for safety reasons.

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I spent the night with two incredible women who both work in the sex industry and it gave me LIFE. It’s such a pure and uplifting joy to laugh with women who are exactly on my level. It also made me miss my other sex industry people and realise I should be less of a hermit when my budget allows❤️

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@girlonthenet Love this!

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Yesterday I learnt I hate facials.*

*The beauty kind, not the sexy kind.

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I’ve introduced some new weekly fun on my OF account…

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Fierce Friday…

Video of me in a long sleeve, black wet look dress and black and gold harness. I’m doing the usual…a spin so you see my arse and touching myself in an alluring way to make all the subs go wild…

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