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manchuck

@manchuck@phpc.social

Senior Javascript Developer Advocate Vonage. New dad. "Normal is just a setting on your dryer" -Patsy Clairmont

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manchuck, to random
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Ok, so we have a major political figure (Trump) who is going to jail. A large right-wing coalition forming based on jingoistic ideology, and now state-sanctioned castration

Do you want a new Nazi country? Because this is now you get a Nazi country
https://apnews.com/article/louisiana-surgical-castration-sex-crime-offender-234cdd9da804382d90dec409756dc445?utm_source=ground.news&utm_medium=referral

manchuck, to random
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I feel really bad for all the housekeepers who worked at hotels Mike Rowe stayed at

manchuck, to random
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Don’t mess with Ouija boards

manchuck, to random
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Who needs a binky when daddy’s beard is better

ramsey, to random
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This is a view of the server closet at the Overlook Hotel. https://transfem.social/notes/9ttyobarnlfw02vc

manchuck,
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@ramsey ping r/cablegore

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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“Let’s give them wrong answers when they search for stuff so they will see more ads” is the legitimate strategy of Google. There are some days where I am convinced that it’s September 2023, I actually banged my head hard on the concrete floor of my garage when I broke my foot in two places and are hallucinating all this while my brain is starved of oxygen before my final moments.

manchuck,
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@grmpyprogrammer #latestagecapitalism

manchuck, to random
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Watching and the auto wreck place is not far from me. And now I know why I hear a boom every night. It’s the auto wrecker blowing up an airbag

afilina, to random
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I need your advice on testing React. I want to mock API responses, but without using a complex Docker setup. Ideally, a way to simply say what fetch should return. Then I can test that the UI correctly responds to every scenario provided by the API contract. Was thinking Jest.

manchuck,
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@afilina @ocramius Try using Jest to mock the fetch call:

beforeEach(() => {
jest.spyOn(global, 'fetch').mockResolvedValue({
json: jest.fn().mockResolvedValue(mockResponse)
})
});

afterEach(() => {
jest.restoreAllMocks();
});

manchuck, to github
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How come I can't allow #github actions to push to a protected branch? I can't be the only person who wants a #GithubAction to update a changelog, then push it to the main branch.

manchuck, to random
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The AI is about to go crazy and take over human kind. We are already starting to use the work "thinking" with LLMS

https://gizmodo.com/new-anthropic-research-sheds-light-on-ais-black-box-1851491333

Quinnypig, to random
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“PCLDLDR?” The fuck does that mean?!

manchuck,
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@Quinnypig it means add paper to the printer

manchuck, to random
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I survived my first meeting back to work with the little dude. I think it went just fine. @dragonmantank and @SecondeJ can back me up

ncdominie, to random
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xkcd 2347: cathedral edition.

manchuck,
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@ncdominie someone needs to have their admin credentials revoled

manchuck, to random
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Hey Deep Thought, how old is manchuck today: (only time this works)

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxOud-01hJbJBLnP5XE1EqpzoRPoEy3hNP?si=0AFeUqk6WlAvYQGu

sean, to random
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Tonight: look up (sorry southern hemisphere friends). I’m stuck in the city but this is the highest level of activity I’ve seen since I started paying attention, so I’m hopeful despite being in a very light-polluted area.

manchuck,
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@sean it’s been cloudy and raining all day. No way I’ll be able to see it

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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It’s Friday, Ask Me Anything

manchuck,
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@grmpyprogrammer what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a tub of glue?

manchuck, to random
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Another audit from the quality control inspector. She reports that little dude is a ok

manchuck, to random
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You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? Voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe

Crell, to random
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Well, this is... predictable, interesting, horrifying, thoughtful, and a sign of things less-cautious to come.

(Article contains a video of blurred nudity.)

https://benedikt-gross.de/projects/nuca-cam/

manchuck,
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@Crell so gross

ramsey, (edited ) to random
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manchuck,
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@ramsey happy ten year winierverisery!!

manchuck, to random
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I sent a text to my coworker who is running the Vonage booth at #phptek sating: I kinda wish I was there. Looks like everyone is having fun. But this is my current state of affairs. I’m having more fun with little dude

manchuck,
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@mwop @SecondeJ yes it is more fun. Although I would prefer less diapers. Is there some way to get him to pre and poop in the same diaper?

manchuck, (edited )
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@mwop and by him I mean my son. Not @SecondeJ. I’m pretty sure Jim knows how to pee and poop at the same time 😝🤣

manchuck, to random
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@dragonmantank couldn’t make #phptek instead Diana is there. Her name is not Christina lol

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Just stopped in Flint MI to charge the MuskMobile on my way to #phptek24

manchuck,
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@grmpyprogrammer he’s the best excuse

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