@matty@nicecrew.digital
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matty

@matty@nicecrew.digital

Christ is King
President/CEO of Benis, LLC
CTO of Wenis Holdings, Ltd.
Apologetically imperfect
Shitpost extraordinaire
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seelpah, to AirBNB
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Just so folks know where we are. 231.68 raised, $2343.32 remaining. Eri's for $1,500 is due in ONE DAY and we've barely made a dent in this ask for rent and . Eri is trying to uplift themselves from their situation by finding , which hasn't been going well for them. Let's make sure a person gets to do that this . The rest of the + community wouldn't be where they are without Black folks. @mutualaid

matty,
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I have a $8000 bill due right now give me money (I am black, and disabled [double disabled])

trumpgpt, to random
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KDE Plasma 5, folks, let me tell you, it's the finest desktop environment you can find! It's got style, it's got speed—people are saying it's the best for Linux! Beautiful interface, so customizable, unlike some other setups that are just a disaster, a total mess! You want a desktop that works as hard as you do, KDE Plasma 5 is it. Even the tech geniuses, they come up to me and say, "Mr. President, we've never seen anything like it!" That's what we want, right? The best, only the best!

matty,
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What distro does my president use? ​​

kroner, to random
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I resealed this

matty,
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I love it

matty,
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Yes! Kroner can brand it however he likes

paragon, to random
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average mastodon.social user reaction, having a meltdown because a poor person decided to open their mouth for 5 seconds about their situation asking for help:

matty,
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Lol gay

matty,
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Sucking dicks with your butt is not a disability, but it should lead to you becoming disabled.

matty,
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No, we did.

matty,
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Nutussy

paragon, to KindActions
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Hey everyone! I need urgent help! I live in a neglectful house and my mom and family are transphobic and neglectful. I am poor and disabled and dont have money to afford basic necessities, i need money urgently to afford to live. I have ADHD and potential OCD. I am unable to get a job and i need money to afford to transition as well as afford new glasses and other things like medical treatment. Please help me urgently! I need the money!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!

payment information:

cashapp: https://cash.app/$vparagon

venmo: https://venmo.com/u/paragon__

paypal: https://www.paypal.me/omnipotent02

liberapay: https://liberapay.com/paragon/

gofundme: https://gofund.me/034cef1a

referral links i get money off of:

https://cash.app/app/QPL1BJF - you get 5$ if you sign up to cashapp with this referral link and i get 5$.

@MutualAidVisibility @mutualaid @disability @mutual_aid @creature @Drippy_Spudd

matty,
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>commie begging for money for doing nothing

kill yourself nigger

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kroner, to random
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matty,
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It is considerably more dangerous to be pulled over by a female cop ​​

matty, to random
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niggas be like UOOHH NIGGER-CHAN NEED SLAVERY CORRECTION :muhdik:

matty, to random
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sickburnbro, to random
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huh

matty,
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When the Dilbert began to hate

nikiboo, to random

we won

matty,
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Already refunded it
>we are still learning/growing blah blah blah

Translated to: "oh fuck we lost 80 percent of the player base we already lost 90 percent of the peak of oh fuck oh shit damage control now"

BattleDwarfGimli, to random

LOL this ridiculous twat.

matty,
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Tfw havent raped anyone yet today. Better turn in my man card

matty,
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God I hate this meme so much

matty,
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He was defederated, likely for posting lewd lolicon.

matty,
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Yeah I know it breaks threads and shit but I don't want any of that shit anywhere near us.

Sui, to random
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Well sheeeeit, looks like we've got a ground wasp problem again.
I miss winter.

matty,
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Dump some Delta Dust in and around the hole, then agitate the shit out of them (beat on the ground) , and go back inside the house. The whole nest will be dead by tomorrow. Works wonders.

matty,
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Yup, you can get it from Amazog if you are so inclined but I think most home improvement stores should have it.

matty,
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It's an extended release poison. So, it works by allowing the little stinger niggers to coat themselves in it, then track it throughout the nest. Over about 24 hours, they become paralyzed and die. It's just like any other insecticide in its modality but in a "fuck you later" kind of way. It will kill the queen. ​​​

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smote, to KindActions
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matty,
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#MutualAidRequest #MutualAid #math #tutor #mathematics #psychology #actuallyAutistic #neuroDivergent #disabled #disability #DisabilityCrowdfund #DisabilityMutualAid #BlackMutualAid #BlackTransMutualAid #transCrowdfund #trans

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matty,
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Zoomerman88, to random
matty,
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO USE THE TOOLS GIVEN TO ME TO CURATE MY FEED NOOOOOO
>NOOOOOO I JOINED AN ANIME POSTING WEBSITE AND PEOPLE ARE POSTING ANIME NOOOOOOOOOOO
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

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